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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32295 on: January 13, 2014, 04:48:45 PM »
I heard the bang ::)
Does a TV bang differently from other household items when attacked by dogs?

While he may not be able to comment on the effects of household electricals being destroyed by pets his past experiences would stand him in good stead to recognise signature sounds.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32296 on: January 13, 2014, 04:53:13 PM »
I heard the bang ::)
Does a TV bang differently from other household items when attacked by dogs?

While he may not be able to comment on the effects of household electricals being destroyed by pets his past experiences would stand him in good stead to recognise signature sounds.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32297 on: January 13, 2014, 04:58:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32298 on: January 13, 2014, 05:01:40 PM »
To be fair Nick, you could have a Doctorate in gubberage and explodey things  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32299 on: January 13, 2014, 08:29:34 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32300 on: January 13, 2014, 08:33:22 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

You were in their bed......... eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32301 on: January 13, 2014, 08:33:59 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32302 on: January 13, 2014, 08:40:34 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32303 on: January 13, 2014, 08:43:50 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

And all the places on her bits....?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32304 on: January 13, 2014, 08:47:30 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Boldly going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32305 on: January 13, 2014, 08:49:26 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Baldy going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32306 on: January 13, 2014, 08:52:44 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Boldly going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:

As a red blooded male you would have to be an 'uphill gardener' not to want a bit of action.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32307 on: January 13, 2014, 08:53:58 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Baldly going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32308 on: January 13, 2014, 08:59:12 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Baldly going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:

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You would not turn it down.......sorry you prolly would, not hairy enough.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32309 on: January 13, 2014, 09:00:15 PM »
Got invited into next door this avro..... they have a splendid bed.  eyes:

He is a lucky bloke when I turn the intermong off......Lucky bastard.  evil:

I thought she was a prossy next door...?  rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

She came off the game and got a 'boyfriend' he is one lucky chap despite her background.....all the bits in the right places.  eyes:

Baldly going where every man has gone before you say?  rubschin:

 whistle:

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