The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I shall be building an arbour.... 

No, not for me oats...

 

[Barman]

Today I shall be building an arbour.... 

No, not for me oats...

 

It fell over and smashed.... 

[Barman]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

[Miss Adventure]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

[apc2010]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

 

[Barman]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

[apc2010]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

[Barman]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

There is clearly a design error....

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

Pretend it is a birdcage then you can off load it onto Miss T.

[Miss Adventure]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

Pretend it is a birdcage then you can off load it onto Miss T.

I think you had best wait until Management gets back, are you qualified to choose an arbour unaccompanied?

[Barman]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

Pretend it is a birdcage then you can off load it onto Miss T.

I think you had best wait until Management gets back, are you qualified to choose an arbour unaccompanied?

It'll all be growing again if I wait 'til then....

[Miss Adventure]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

Pretend it is a birdcage then you can off load it onto Miss T.

I think you had best wait until Management gets back, are you qualified to choose an arbour unaccompanied?

It'll all be growing again if I wait 'til then....

Fairy snuff

[Grumpmeister]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

There is clearly a design error....

The error being not making the contruction process idiot proof 

[Barman]

Now I've glued my fingers together.... 

What are you going to do with an arbour? You'll never sit in it unless you install a bar at one end. Did you get it in Lidl?

Superhome...

The old one was rusty and fell apart....

And the new one is now fecked.... 

Shocking........

There is clearly a design error....

The error being not making the contruction process idiot proof 

Construction wasn't a problem - destruction was the problem! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Back from work, having head-butted the nosewheel doors of a Dash 8. Claret everywhere