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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31845 on: December 24, 2013, 08:54:25 AM »
A bit used, true, but at least road tested  :thumbsup:

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Bit like the sierra........ Thumbs:

But without a current MoT.....  noooo:

Don't try fiddling with her exhaust it will drop off. noooo:  When she says she likes horses this is NOT an invitation to leave a horse head in her bed, at least not without the rest of it still attached. :thumbsup:  Enjoy.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31846 on: December 24, 2013, 08:56:19 AM »
A bit used, true, but at least road tested  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol:

Bit like the sierra........ Thumbs:

But without a current MoT.....  noooo:

Don't try fiddling with her exhaust it will drop off. noooo:  When she says she likes horses this is NOT an invitation to leave a horse head in her bed, at least not without the rest of it still attached. :thumbsup:  Enjoy.

I wonder if he misheard and she actually said she eats like a horse....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31847 on: December 24, 2013, 09:03:30 AM »
Miss A never heard about the saga of the shower I take it  whistle:

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Just think project network/waste disposal but with pipes....  noooo:

Project ShowerTM was a huge success!  cussing:

Eventually  whistle:

Hmmmmmmm... you might have a point, I wonder if Norman the Plumber is available?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31848 on: December 24, 2013, 09:12:55 AM »
Miss A never heard about the saga of the shower I take it  whistle:

Enlighten me Grumps

Just think project network/waste disposal but with pipes....  noooo:

Project ShowerTM was a huge success!  cussing:

Eventually  whistle:

Hmmmmmmm... you might have a point, I wonder if Norman the Plumber is available?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31849 on: December 24, 2013, 10:02:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31850 on: December 24, 2013, 10:24:58 AM »
Retrieving broken fence panels from neighbours' gardens  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31851 on: December 24, 2013, 10:28:30 AM »
Retrieving broken fence panels from neighbours' gardens  evil:

The horse bolted ........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31852 on: December 24, 2013, 10:29:59 AM »
Retrieving broken fence panels from neighbours' gardens  evil:

The horse bolted ........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31853 on: December 24, 2013, 10:34:18 AM »
Retrieving broken fence panels from neighbours' gardens  evil:

The horse bolted ........ rubschin:

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 lol: lol: lol:

Right, I'm off to give Miss A's pipes a good seeing to....  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31854 on: December 24, 2013, 10:55:53 AM »
Waiting for Miss Horse of the Year to show  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31855 on: December 24, 2013, 12:26:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31856 on: December 24, 2013, 12:38:32 PM »
Seems like the usual mess.
Virtually no trains south of here today, especially Gatwick, so buses full of people and their bloody luggage!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31857 on: December 24, 2013, 01:52:44 PM »
Big Sis never mentioned that she looks like a horse too  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31858 on: December 24, 2013, 01:54:59 PM »
Seems like the usual mess.
Virtually no trains south of here today, especially Gatwick, so buses full of people and their bloody luggage!

Gatwick is entirely fucked. No bags, no electricity in most of the North terminal,  no flight crews, total chaos.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31859 on: December 24, 2013, 04:30:00 PM »
I was at the food palace at stupid time this morning.  Then home to make brownies which are part of dessert tonight.  Then the gf of the Eldest and me went to a county pub for cider and folkmusic.  The eldest handed us mulled wine on our return home.
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