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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31695 on: December 17, 2013, 07:28:00 PM »
"Here are 32 pages of A3 spreadsheets printed out and 4000 entries on a database. You have 30 mins to pick the bones out and deliver a 15 minute PPT presentation"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31696 on: December 17, 2013, 07:29:39 PM »
Hang on, they gave you printouts of the spreadsheet? Why the hell didn't they just give you an electronic copy of the spreadsheet to analyse?  noooo:

Because they were mongs
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31697 on: December 17, 2013, 07:42:45 PM »
I'm guessing either a Mickey Mouse organisation or something to do with the gubbernment  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31698 on: December 17, 2013, 07:46:18 PM »
Nottingham University  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31699 on: December 17, 2013, 07:49:45 PM »
Bm is talking about Miss A boobs......... noooo:

You don't have to do that third person shit anymore, CHL has left the building  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31700 on: December 17, 2013, 09:02:43 PM »
Bm is talking about Miss A boobs......... noooo:

You don't have to do that third person shit anymore, CHL has left the building  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31701 on: December 18, 2013, 12:00:40 PM »
Nottingham University  noooo:

Undercut by £5000  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31703 on: December 18, 2013, 01:47:25 PM »
They have gone like....  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31704 on: December 18, 2013, 01:56:27 PM »
Nottingham University  noooo:

Undercut by £5000  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Insider deal?

Either that or 'renegotiated' contracts with lower wages and a case of having to advertise the positions in order to preserve the image of propriety. One of the seats of learning down here did something similar a while ago with IT coverage and strangely enough, more recently they advertised vacancies for the heads of 7 faculties in the same week.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31705 on: December 18, 2013, 02:41:10 PM »
They have gone like....  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31706 on: December 19, 2013, 07:20:03 AM »
I'm off shooting like....  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31707 on: December 19, 2013, 07:20:53 AM »
They have gone like....  surrender:

A good night.......... Thumbs:  good morning I got breekie ............where is my fvcking popcorn seasoning .....I want my money back...... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31708 on: December 19, 2013, 07:25:20 AM »
Going fishing.

Yesterday my mate caught a moray eel, just as I went to take the hook out of its mouth a local shouted "Be carefull my friend it is very dangerous!" .... had a quick look on the intermong and he was right, I could have had a finger or two go missing.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31709 on: December 19, 2013, 08:57:34 AM »
Going fishing.

Yesterday my mate caught a moray eel, just as I went to take the hook out of its mouth a local shouted "Be carefull my friend it is very dangerous!" .... had a quick look on the intermong and he was right, I could have had a finger or two go missing.  noooo:

Did you eat it....... rubschin: