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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31620 on: December 14, 2013, 06:33:42 PM »
See you in Kings Worthy!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31621 on: December 14, 2013, 07:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2013, 06:33:42 PM
See you in Kings Worthy!!

Is that an open invite?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31622 on: December 14, 2013, 07:12:59 PM »
JOM is buying  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31623 on: December 14, 2013, 08:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2013, 09:51:22 AM
I am in a fury/ Mrs Nick has just informed me that the only date I can see the Boy between now and Christmas is the evening of the 24th  cussing: cussing: Angry9:


 happy100 happy100.  I think that this might call for  one of Darwin's all new Christmas spectacular turnip and turdograms.         

BM happy100 happy100 It would seem that quite a few of us are have entered 2013's pre-Christmas shit storm. I have a number of  festive, cordless Crap Deflectors (CDs).

These tastefully decorated CDs come in a range of colours and sizes, this year sees us offering (for the first time) CDs in xxxl size this because as predicted by NASA this years pre-Christmas shit storm has now developed into a category 3 turd typhoon. 

Turd typhoon Tracy is expected to cause a shit storm surge of 9 - 12 feet. Because of this we now stock stunningly beautiful matching festive waders. They are hand crafted and glued by starving children. These will be half price when purchased in conjunction with a CD. Terms and conditions apply.

May I suggest that at some stage tomorrow we have a VP group hug I think that there is a need.

The sofa beckons. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31624 on: December 14, 2013, 08:04:32 PM »
Miss C is bonkers. All is well cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31625 on: December 14, 2013, 08:39:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31626 on: December 14, 2013, 08:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 14, 2013, 08:00:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 14, 2013, 09:51:22 AM
I am in a fury/ Mrs Nick has just informed me that the only date I can see the Boy between now and Christmas is the evening of the 24th  cussing: cussing: Angry9:


 happy100 happy100.  I think that this might call for  one of Darwin's all new Christmas spectacular turnip and turdograms.         

BM happy100 happy100 It would seem that quite a few of us are have entered 2013's pre-Christmas shit storm. I have a number of  festive, cordless Crap Deflectors (CDs).

These tastefully decorated CDs come in a range of colours and sizes, this year sees us offering (for the first time) CDs in xxxl size this because as predicted by NASA this years pre-Christmas shit storm has now developed into a category 3 turd typhoon. 

Turd typhoon Tracy is expected to cause a shit storm surge of 9 - 12 feet. Because of this we now stock stunningly beautiful matching festive waders. They are hand crafted and glued by starving children. These will be half price when purchased in conjunction with a CD. Terms and conditions apply.

May I suggest that at some stage tomorrow we have a VP group hug I think that there is a need.

The sofa beckons. cloud9:

I am hoping that mine is coming to an end.  It is a year this weekend that some selfish bint took my car  off the road for six weeks.  The repair company treated it like a YTS project.  Compensation was grudging handed over about a month ago after a terse email to the Chief Exec of the Insurance Company.   A year in which I was off work for 3 weeks with an abscess, endured 6 courses of antibiotics.  Handed over around £2k to the mugger Dentist.   evil:

I will mostly be holding my breath for the remaining 17 days.   Fingers crossed, rabbits feet clutched.   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31627 on: December 14, 2013, 08:56:02 PM »
Socks on and a cuddle  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31628 on: December 14, 2013, 09:05:29 PM »
Now thats a plan.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31629 on: December 15, 2013, 09:44:06 AM »
Just walked the dog (NAE)...

We were walking on a path through a kiddy play area in a group of houses (trying to get her to have a shite under the swings  redface:), when a 'hunter' fired his gun so close that the spent shot actually fell on our heads!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31630 on: December 15, 2013, 09:45:45 AM »
 eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31631 on: December 15, 2013, 09:50:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:44:06 AM
Just walked the dog (NAE)...

We were walking on a path through a kiddy play area in a group of houses (trying to get her to have a shite under the swings  redface:), when a 'hunter' fired his gun so close that the spent shot actually fell on our heads!  eeek:

Take your gun........ Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31632 on: December 15, 2013, 09:57:56 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:44:06 AM
Just walked the dog (NAE)...

We were walking on a path through a kiddy play area in a group of houses (trying to get her to have a shite under the swings  redface:), when a 'hunter' fired his gun so close that the spent shot actually fell on our heads!  eeek:

Take your gun........ Thumbs:

I was tempted to send 24g of #8 back his way....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31633 on: December 15, 2013, 10:01:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:57:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:44:06 AM
Just walked the dog (NAE)...

We were walking on a path through a kiddy play area in a group of houses (trying to get her to have a shite under the swings  redface:), when a 'hunter' fired his gun so close that the spent shot actually fell on our heads!  eeek:

Take your gun........ Thumbs:

I was tempted to send 24g of #8 back his way....  evil:

In fairness you were hanging around a kiddies playground.. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31634 on: December 15, 2013, 10:02:17 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 10:01:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:57:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 09:44:06 AM
Just walked the dog (NAE)...

We were walking on a path through a kiddy play area in a group of houses (trying to get her to have a shite under the swings  redface:), when a 'hunter' fired his gun so close that the spent shot actually fell on our heads!  eeek:

Take your gun........ Thumbs:

I was tempted to send 24g of #8 back his way....  evil:

In fairness you were hanging around a kiddies playground.. noooo:

 redface:
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