Disgusterous

Author Topic: The all new "Where are you today?" thread  (Read 3995540 times)

0 Members and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Landlady

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2896
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31125 on: November 21, 2013, 03:59:34 PM »
Have been running around like a dervis (whirling) as well, today  surrender:


Can't hang around for long but just wanted to let you all know I'm afraid BM is again unwell and has been chased (whey hey)  back to his bed today by Matron  Shocked:

There will be no discussion and he will be visiting the pretty young blond Doc tomorrow morning..............that should cheer him up anyway  whistle:

So for now carry on without us........................Apey put you in joint charge of the bar and till  eveilgrin:


Oh dear sis ... he was doing so well ..     Please give him a big hug (not too tight bless him)  and a kiss from me  kisss: 

Don't you catch it tho    noooo: xx

I will do Boogs - that will cheer him up too  cloud9:

I started it a week ago Monday - but only took to my bed for one day - BM obviously has the virulent MAN strain of this illness  whistle:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66724
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31126 on: November 21, 2013, 04:03:12 PM »
Have been running around like a dervis (whirling) as well, today  surrender:


Can't hang around for long but just wanted to let you all know I'm afraid BM is again unwell and has been chased (whey hey)  back to his bed today by Matron  Shocked:

There will be no discussion and he will be visiting the pretty young blond Doc tomorrow morning..............that should cheer him up anyway  whistle:

So for now carry on without us........................Apey put you in joint charge of the bar and till  eveilgrin:


Oh dear sis ... he was doing so well ..     Please give him a big hug (not too tight bless him)  and a kiss from me  kisss: 

Don't you catch it tho    noooo: xx

I will do Boogs - that will cheer him up too  cloud9:

I started it a week ago Monday - but only took to my bed for one day - BM obviously has the virulent MAN strain of this illness  whistle:

He told me he was leaving me the mini.......... Thumbs:

could collect it over the weekend....... rubschin:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66724
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31127 on: November 21, 2013, 04:05:44 PM »
Have been running around like a dervis (whirling) as well, today  surrender:


Can't hang around for long but just wanted to let you all know I'm afraid BM is again unwell and has been chased (whey hey)  back to his bed today by Matron  Shocked:

There will be no discussion and he will be visiting the pretty young blond Doc tomorrow morning..............that should cheer him up anyway  whistle:

So for now carry on without us........................Apey put you in joint charge of the bar and till  eveilgrin:


Oh dear sis ... he was doing so well ..     Please give him a big hug (not too tight bless him)  and a kiss from me  kisss: 

Don't you catch it tho    noooo: xx

I will do Boogs - that will cheer him up too  cloud9:

I started it a week ago Monday - but only took to my bed for one day - BM obviously has the virulent MAN strain of this illness  whistle:

He told me he was leaving me the mini.......... Thumbs:

could collect it over the weekend....... rubschin:

If only he had a tablet he could post from his bed.......... whistle:

Offline boogs

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 11836
  • Reputation: 3
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31128 on: November 21, 2013, 04:18:41 PM »
Have been running around like a dervis (whirling) as well, today  surrender:


Can't hang around for long but just wanted to let you all know I'm afraid BM is again unwell and has been chased (whey hey)  back to his bed today by Matron  Shocked:

There will be no discussion and he will be visiting the pretty young blond Doc tomorrow morning..............that should cheer him up anyway  whistle:

So for now carry on without us........................Apey put you in joint charge of the bar and till  eveilgrin:


Oh dear sis ... he was doing so well ..     Please give him a big hug (not too tight bless him)  and a kiss from me  kisss: 

Don't you catch it tho    noooo: xx

I will do Boogs - that will cheer him up too  cloud9:

I started it a week ago Monday - but only took to my bed for one day - BM obviously has the virulent MAN strain of this illness  whistle:

 happy100
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31129 on: November 21, 2013, 04:34:03 PM »
Have been running around like a dervis (whirling) as well, today  surrender:


Can't hang around for long but just wanted to let you all know I'm afraid BM is again unwell and has been chased (whey hey)  back to his bed today by Matron  Shocked:

There will be no discussion and he will be visiting the pretty young blond Doc tomorrow morning..............that should cheer him up anyway  whistle:

So for now carry on without us........................Apey put you in joint charge of the bar and till  eveilgrin:


Oh dear sis ... he was doing so well ..     Please give him a big hug (not too tight bless him)  and a kiss from me  kisss: 

Don't you catch it tho    noooo: xx

I will do Boogs - that will cheer him up too  cloud9:

I started it a week ago Monday - but only took to my bed for one day - BM obviously has the virulent MAN strain of this illness  whistle:

He told me he was leaving me the mini.......... Thumbs:

could collect it over the weekend....... rubschin:

If only he had a tablet he could post from his bed.......... whistle:

 lol: lol:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 155237
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31130 on: November 22, 2013, 07:12:47 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in the recovery position....
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36017
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31131 on: November 22, 2013, 07:16:35 AM »
Poor you.

Keeping busy helps .  Why don't you get to making us all brekky. Full English ta  :thumbsup:

Scrambled not fried

Grilled fresh tomatoes

Crispy bacon only

Button mushrooms

Proper butter on toast

A decent sausage

And heinzr  baked beans .  Not Lidl's finest  :thumbsup:
Skubber

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31132 on: November 22, 2013, 09:12:28 AM »
Excellent advice from Miss D.  Multiply list by 20 and we can all join in.  Small sips of water and bits of stale bread for you. Halo and champagne for LL for doing a sterling job.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Landlady

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2896
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31133 on: November 22, 2013, 09:41:56 AM »
Excellent advice from Miss D.  Multiply list by 20 and we can all join in.  Small sips of water and bits of stale bread for you. Halo and champagne for LL for doing a sterling job.

Thank you Miss C  cloud9:


Breakfast is on the bar..................sorry, couldn't find any clean plates but tuck in anyway  whistle:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36017
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31134 on: November 22, 2013, 09:46:33 AM »
Lets just use the disposable ones and save the washing up  :thumbsup:

Many thanks hostess with mostess  cloud9:
Skubber

Offline Landlady

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2896
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31135 on: November 22, 2013, 09:49:12 AM »
Lets just use the disposable ones and save the washing up  :thumbsup:

Many thanks hostess with mostess  cloud9:


You are very welcome busy bee Miss A  cloud9:

Actually I couldn't find even the paper plates, so when I said the breakfast is on the bar, I did mean the breakfast is on the bar  redface:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36017
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31136 on: November 22, 2013, 09:49:55 AM »
Thass alright ....I'm normally under it  :thumbsup:
Skubber

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66724
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31137 on: November 22, 2013, 10:03:56 AM »
Excellent advice from Miss D.  Multiply list by 20 and we can all join in.  Small sips of water and bits of stale bread for you. Halo and champagne for LL for doing a sterling job.

Thank you Miss C  cloud9:


Breakfast is on the bar..................sorry, couldn't find any clean plates but tuck in anyway  whistle:

I never get breakfast........ evil:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66724
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31138 on: November 22, 2013, 11:25:44 AM »
Think I agreed to take a nightclub last night........ rubschin:   Miss T will kill me...... scared2:

Offline Landlady

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2896
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31139 on: November 22, 2013, 11:26:46 AM »
Think I agreed to take a nightclub last night........ rubschin:   Miss T will kill me...... scared2:

A hotdog nightclub  rubschin:

Interesting theme  Shocked: