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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30945 on: November 15, 2013, 09:08:48 AM »
Have to go to see Pink Sis as she is 67 today  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30946 on: November 15, 2013, 10:18:58 AM »
Have to go to see Pink Sis as she is 67 today  Shocked:

Lovely - have a super time................Hope you have a suitable pressie ?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30947 on: November 15, 2013, 10:28:59 AM »
She is in a foul mood so I may not go  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30948 on: November 15, 2013, 10:31:11 AM »
She is in a foul mood so I may not go  scared2:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30949 on: November 15, 2013, 10:32:32 AM »
It is cos I referred to her as "old timer" earlier  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30950 on: November 15, 2013, 12:07:54 PM »
It is cos I referred to her as "old timer" earlier  redface:
A time to contemplate grovelling

And then say stuff grovelling and just take her some flowers instead.  The petalled variety, none of that Homepride stuff from the breadmaker
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30951 on: November 15, 2013, 12:26:25 PM »
It is cos I referred to her as "old timer" earlier  redface:
A time to contemplate grovelling

And then say stuff grovelling and just take her some flowers instead.  The petalled variety, none of that Homepride stuff from the breadmaker

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30952 on: November 15, 2013, 12:35:16 PM »
It is cos I referred to her as "old timer" earlier  redface:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Not the best idea you have had .... Ladies are very sensitive about age .....

 Steve is right grovelling big time in order ... As BM says the biggest bunch of pink flowers you can get ..

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30953 on: November 15, 2013, 02:34:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30954 on: November 15, 2013, 02:58:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30955 on: November 15, 2013, 03:10:31 PM »
Just got back. She was wearing her new cow costume. I enquired after the udder and she showed me a pink rubber glove she had inflated  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30956 on: November 15, 2013, 03:24:07 PM »
Just got back. She was wearing her new cow costume. I enquired after the udder and she showed me a pink rubber glove she had inflated  ::)

Udderly ridiculous....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30957 on: November 15, 2013, 03:29:11 PM »
Normal for her. One of her friends had been round and left some flowers for her. In her dustbin  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30958 on: November 15, 2013, 03:31:13 PM »
Normal for her. One of her friends had been round and left some flowers for her. In her dustbin  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30959 on: November 15, 2013, 04:14:10 PM »
Normal for her. One of her friends had been round and left some flowers for her. In her dustbin  ::)

Just got back. She was wearing her new cow costume. I enquired after the udder and she showed me a pink rubber glove she had inflated  ::)

She sounds wonderful   ;D ;D ;D cloud9:
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