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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30705 on: November 07, 2013, 01:53:30 PM »
day full of busy. even wrote a list so we can plan the best route for all the places we need to go to. we are not doing well,  noooo: . obviously,  considering we didn't get up 'til half the day had gone.  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30706 on: November 07, 2013, 01:54:24 PM »
Got mugged by a load of piglets and now have a goosed bottom and muddy ankle evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30707 on: November 07, 2013, 01:55:32 PM »
Got mugged by a load of piglets and now have a goosed bottom and muddy ankle evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30708 on: November 07, 2013, 02:05:57 PM »
Carrots: check
Apples: check
Shampoo: check

Nearly donkey time :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I thought the phrase was "shampoo a buffalo". Got a bit of a build up,  eh Nick?  :D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30709 on: November 07, 2013, 02:07:35 PM »
Carrots: check
Apples: check
Shampoo: check

Nearly donkey time :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I thought the phrase was "shampoo a buffalo". Got a bit of a build up,  eh Nick?  :D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30710 on: November 07, 2013, 03:24:00 PM »
Got mugged by a load of piglets and now have a goosed ankle and muddy bottom  evil:

Well, Nick, knowing you and your propensity for problems I'd say you got off lightly!

After all, it could have been a muddy ankle and a goosed bottom!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30711 on: November 07, 2013, 03:25:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30712 on: November 07, 2013, 03:37:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30715 on: November 08, 2013, 08:36:13 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30716 on: November 08, 2013, 09:27:19 AM »
Fancy a walk on the beach before lunch I think. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30717 on: November 08, 2013, 09:33:42 AM »
Fancy a walk on the beach before lunch I think. rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30718 on: November 08, 2013, 09:46:51 AM »
Werk  sad24:  6000 tickets sold for the bonfire and fireworks on site tonight  scared2:  we still have to carry on  moving trailers round as normal   scared2:    Bound to be some disaster ....  Why they do it while normal werk carries on god only knows ...  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30719 on: November 08, 2013, 10:05:07 AM »
Werk  sad24:  6000 tickets sold for the bonfire and fireworks on site tonight  scared2:  we still have to carry on  moving trailers round as normal   scared2:    Bound to be some disaster ....  Why they do it while normal werk carries on god only knows ...  Shrugs:

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