Horrified in Crete, what a terror that BM is
All in jest (well mostly anyway..........) don't panic Miss.A and enjoy your holiday

Thought the major drama was that he'd left a sock at yours - lurking somewhere in a deep crevice, festering for the next umpty ump weeks ready to jump out and bite you when you got back to the penthouse - but again panic over, found it in the bottom of the bag - Phew
