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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I seem to be going quietly bonkers.  I seem to have ordered two lots of bicarbonate of soda and two lots of diatomaceous earth. 

Anyone want/need 5kg of either, going cheap like..........Or can anyone think of a cunning plan that will see Nick taking it off my hands at great expense.  I am sure that the bicarb would improve the running of his central heating.

[Barman]

I seem to be going quietly bonkers.  I seem to have ordered two lots of bicarbonate of soda and two lots of diatomaceous earth. 

Anyone want/need 5kg of either, going cheap like..........Or can anyone think of a cunning plan that will see Nick taking it off my hands at great expense.  I am sure that the bicarb would improve the running of his central heating.

Tell him it deters ladybirds like..... 

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to be going quietly bonkers.  I seem to have ordered two lots of bicarbonate of soda and two lots of diatomaceous earth. 

Anyone want/need 5kg of either, going cheap like..........Or can anyone think of a cunning plan that will see Nick taking it off my hands at great expense.  I am sure that the bicarb would improve the running of his central heating.

Tell him it deters ladybirds like..... 

Or attracts birds.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I seem to be going quietly bonkers.  I seem to have ordered two lots of bicarbonate of soda and two lots of diatomaceous earth. 

Anyone want/need 5kg of either, going cheap like..........Or can anyone think of a cunning plan that will see Nick taking it off my hands at great expense.  I am sure that the bicarb would improve the running of his central heating.

Tell him it deters ladybirds like..... 

Or attracts birds.

Or ladyboys....? 

[Nick]

BM is such a fantasist. He should meet the Eldest 

[Steve]

I seem to be in the White Rock

Theatre that is

[boogs]

I've been off to Pafos to have me eyes checked - two as normal! 

Yes two agreed but pressure too high (on max normal limits) in both  Probably the alcohol trying to force its way out of some orifice 

Now have to lay out a further E100 for another field vision test in two weeks time 

Tried to do one on-line but BM kept on missing the 'blind spots' ha ha and I couldn't find my blind spot.............

Finding any spot on wimmin is always a challenge.

 

[Nick]

Waiting in for a workman 

[apc2010]

Got to go and find the car.........

[Barman]

Waiting in for a workman 

Boiler? 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

Still, as you bought it on instalments you can just stop paying until they fix it like! 

[apc2010]

 

Still, as you bought it on instalments you can just stop paying until they fix it like! 

My joke.......

[Nick]

No, I paid cash. But it is under guarantee like