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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29955 on: October 11, 2013, 05:51:53 PM »
I'm back!  cloud9:

Booger has gone off drinking with baldy & Bangcock Dave...  noooo:

I am at home...... alone.

Of course, of course....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29956 on: October 11, 2013, 05:53:53 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29957 on: October 11, 2013, 05:55:29 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 lol: lol: lol:

A warranty claim....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29958 on: October 11, 2013, 05:56:23 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29959 on: October 11, 2013, 05:56:58 PM »
AGAIN?  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29960 on: October 11, 2013, 05:57:28 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29961 on: October 11, 2013, 06:00:02 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29962 on: October 11, 2013, 06:02:12 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29963 on: October 11, 2013, 06:29:12 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29964 on: October 11, 2013, 06:31:35 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:

There must be betterer bars with WiFi locally?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29965 on: October 11, 2013, 06:36:51 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:
Last night?  Bit sad.  Safe journey's back Boogs, whatever you do have some extra layers in your carry on bag as it is fffreezing in the UK.  Oh and any prediction for the Japanese GP?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29966 on: October 11, 2013, 06:42:19 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:

Michael/Michelle sings oki...sh for a bloke.  Thumbs:
Just a shame it is wearing twin set & pearls.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29967 on: October 11, 2013, 06:43:12 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:

There must be betterer bars with WiFi locally?

At least here I am the youngest..... we've got Elvis at the moment... he is not bad actually can't see him tho I think it's the DJ... Might just sit with tranny Michelle and join in  lol:
Oh spoke to soon we now have Pat singing Crazy  OMG  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29968 on: October 11, 2013, 06:46:55 PM »
What did she want? More Duracells?

 noooo:

She was just asking if I wanted to go out on the piss with her.

She is full of fish & chips - she would have drunk you under the table.....  noooo:

I am not a shandy bastard like your goodself.  noooo:

It must be your bedtime soon.  whistle:

Are you offering to tuck me in???? Gayer:

I am here you know...

 no I do not need more batteries evil:        no freebies  noooo:

I am full of fish and chips ....lovely they were   cloud9:

BM left me to get back to his favourite girl     sad24:

Baldy is staying in so I am in gods waiting room with the oaps waiting for karaoke    angry041:

Bring my tablet down to reception to get wifi and Michelle has just walked well waddled in to sing the Lambeth walk and this is my last night  sad24:

Misty and Apey are werking .... sad24: sad24: sad24:

BM brought me a disk with my photo's on from Monday  cloud9:

Michael/Michelle sings oki...sh for a bloke.  Thumbs:
Just a shame it is wearing twin set & pearls.  noooo:

Dress cardi and scholl sandles tonight... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29969 on: October 11, 2013, 06:50:16 PM »
Dave is the DJ. He is a good bloke.  Thumbs:

Enjoy your time with the tranny.  eeek: