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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29895 on: October 10, 2013, 10:05:24 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 10, 2013, 08:36:20 AM
Unexpected paramedic start to the day  eeek:

BIL comes dashing through the doors saying ''quick I'm covered in wasps''-which he was !

After beating the little buggers away check him for stings and two very obvious -one on end of left ear (not too bad) but one directly under right eye................................

Found the 'stingcream' have applied cold compress to the eye, think he will live....

Ne na, ne na,  NickSick Nursey Nanna Lyn saves another day  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29896 on: October 10, 2013, 10:13:19 AM »
I need a push..

push to go in the shower
push to peg the washing out
push to do something


... just give me a push?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29897 on: October 10, 2013, 10:22:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29898 on: October 10, 2013, 10:25:47 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 10, 2013, 10:13:19 AM
I need a push..

push to go in the shower
push to peg the washing out
push to do something


... just give me a push?

Put the washing out!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29899 on: October 10, 2013, 10:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2013, 06:58:36 AM
Quote from: boogs on October 10, 2013, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 10, 2013, 06:40:18 AM
Quote from: boogs on October 10, 2013, 06:38:22 AM
After my lovely day out with Baldy yesterday to lots of places over at the other side of the hills visiting the Turtles beach , driving to the border , more stunning scenery cloud9:  to the little  abandoned village in the mountain  side where life came to a standstill . School books just abandoned childrens clothes, bottles and  mattress still there as left. Bullet holes say it all..... scared2:
Also a lovely night with Miss T  cloud9: and Apey we were joind by Bancock Dick and one of his flip-flops, oh and I pulled....

Anyhoo  today I shall mostly be relaxing and doing some shopping (pressies for grandkids) till tonight... cloud9:

 eeek:

Chris lol:  shame about the wife in the freezer... scared2:

Popcorn:

 lol:   lol:  lol: Nick has met him ... incase you have forgotten Nick coffee and brandy   Thumbs:

He is such fun and tells people his wife is in the freezer.... lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29900 on: October 10, 2013, 10:46:57 AM »
Unfortunately, it is true  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29901 on: October 10, 2013, 10:48:32 AM »
OK  showered and washing is pegged out.   NickSick

But you know when you do things when you're ill... like.


 Well, what will would happen if you put washing up liquid in the dishwasher?   surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29902 on: October 10, 2013, 10:51:35 AM »
I have done that  redface:  Fantastic amount of bubbles  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29903 on: October 10, 2013, 10:59:31 AM »
Been out no shopping.... redface: hate it....will do something last min......

Boogsmobile and I went out to the beach at Mandria I think can't get my head round the names here... Anyhoo  it was great only me there had a paddle.... cloud9:.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29904 on: October 10, 2013, 12:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 10, 2013, 10:46:57 AM
Unfortunately, it is true  eeek:

She is in the freezer????  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29905 on: October 10, 2013, 12:18:00 PM »
Waiting for Tesco to arrive  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29906 on: October 10, 2013, 12:18:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29907 on: October 10, 2013, 12:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 10, 2013, 12:18:00 PM
Waiting for Tesco to arrive  :thumbsup:

Is that the modern day equivalent of "Waiting for Godot"?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29908 on: October 10, 2013, 12:21:13 PM »
Well I switched to Tesco after the Sainsbury's guy collapsed and I had to call an ambulance, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29909 on: October 10, 2013, 12:24:54 PM »


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