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Offline Baldy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29160 on: September 20, 2013, 07:20:16 PM »
Turned off the router this morning.

The TWAT that pretends he is giving the neighbours internet, while hacking into mine, turns up and goes up on the roof.  Thumbs:

I turn on the router so he can log on. He leaves in his car. Thumbs: ....Give it 5 minutes then turn it off.  whistle:

25 Mins later he comes back.....so I switch it back on.  Thumbs: Up on the roof again. The neighbour is shouting at him so I leave it for a while....let the bloke go and switch it off again and go out with Bangcock Dick for a few hours.

Cheeky bastard thinking he can have  my connection for nothing and charge the neighbour for the privilege.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29161 on: September 20, 2013, 07:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Turned off the router this morning.

The TWAT that pretends he is giving the neighbours internet, while hacking into mine, turns up and goes up on the roof.  Thumbs:

I turn on the router so he can log on. He leaves in his car. Thumbs: ....Give it 5 minutes then turn it off.  whistle:

25 Mins later he comes back.....so I switch it back on.  Thumbs: Up on the roof again. The neighbour is shouting at him so I leave it for a while....let the bloke go and switch it off again and go out with Bangcock Dick for a few hours.

Cheeky bastard thinking he can have  my connection for nothing and charge the neighbour for the privilege.  noooo:

 :thumbsup: Cheeky sod .... he deserves all he gets ...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29162 on: September 20, 2013, 07:44:36 PM »
Been highly amusing this avro.  Thumbs:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29163 on: September 20, 2013, 07:48:54 PM »
8 minutes until I leave work.  48 minutes until I'm in thw pub :D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29164 on: September 20, 2013, 07:52:25 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 20, 2013, 07:48:54 PM
8 minutes until I leave work.  48 minutes until I'm in thw pub :D

Good to see that you have got it down to a fine art.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29165 on: September 20, 2013, 07:58:04 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Turned off the router this morning.

The TWAT that pretends he is giving the neighbours internet, while hacking into mine, turns up and goes up on the roof.  Thumbs:

I turn on the router so he can log on. He leaves in his car. Thumbs: ....Give it 5 minutes then turn it off.  whistle:

25 Mins later he comes back.....so I switch it back on.  Thumbs: Up on the roof again. The neighbour is shouting at him so I leave it for a while....let the bloke go and switch it off again and go out with Bangcock Dick for a few hours.

Cheeky bastard thinking he can have  my connection for nothing and charge the neighbour for the privilege.  noooo:

 eveilgrin:
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Offline Baldy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29166 on: September 20, 2013, 08:12:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2013, 07:58:04 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Turned off the router this morning.

The TWAT that pretends he is giving the neighbours internet, while hacking into mine, turns up and goes up on the roof.  Thumbs:

I turn on the router so he can log on. He leaves in his car. Thumbs: ....Give it 5 minutes then turn it off.  whistle:

25 Mins later he comes back.....so I switch it back on.  Thumbs: Up on the roof again. The neighbour is shouting at him so I leave it for a while....let the bloke go and switch it off again and go out with Bangcock Dick for a few hours.

Cheeky bastard thinking he can have  my connection for nothing and charge the neighbour for the privilege.  noooo:

 eveilgrin:

*Koff*   Thumbs:
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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29167 on: September 20, 2013, 08:38:28 PM »
Quote from: boogs on September 20, 2013, 07:25:36 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Turned off the router this morning.

The TWAT that pretends he is giving the neighbours internet, while hacking into mine, turns up and goes up on the roof.  Thumbs:

I turn on the router so he can log on. He leaves in his car. Thumbs: ....Give it 5 minutes then turn it off.  whistle:

25 Mins later he comes back.....so I switch it back on.  Thumbs: Up on the roof again. The neighbour is shouting at him so I leave it for a while....let the bloke go and switch it off again and go out with Bangcock Dick for a few hours.

Cheeky bastard thinking he can have  my connection for nothing and charge the neighbour for the privilege.  noooo:

 :thumbsup: Cheeky sod .... he deserves all he gets ...
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Brilliant work Baldy, any chance of a video clip?
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29168 on: September 20, 2013, 09:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:52:25 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 20, 2013, 07:48:54 PM
8 minutes until I leave work.  48 minutes until I'm in thw pub :D

Good to see that you have got it down to a fine art.  Thumbs:

M23 was down to one lane >:( JOM's lot putting cones out for no good reason.  However,  I now have Young's :D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29169 on: September 20, 2013, 09:46:57 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 20, 2013, 09:29:59 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 07:52:25 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 20, 2013, 07:48:54 PM
8 minutes until I leave work.  48 minutes until I'm in thw pub :D

Good to see that you have got it down to a fine art.  Thumbs:

M23 was down to one lane >:( JOM's lot putting cones out for no good reason.  However,  I now have Young's :D

Enjoy TMR you deserve it the hours you put in Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29170 on: September 21, 2013, 12:20:35 AM »
home .... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29171 on: September 21, 2013, 05:21:06 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29172 on: September 21, 2013, 05:31:00 AM »
Trying to get back to sleep but that pesky Clare Balding is trampling all over my head. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29173 on: September 21, 2013, 05:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 21, 2013, 05:31:00 AM
Trying to get back to sleep but that pesky Clare Balding is trampling all over my head. evil:

 eeek:

Is she with her 'partner' Alice?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29174 on: September 21, 2013, 05:43:11 AM »
It's all sheep now  evil:
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