Holy FUCK!
It has realy kicked off today.

Beaky invites me out for a drink at 11:00 am..... at 4:00pm we have an argument.

I go home and have a sleep.

.....call Bangcock Dick later and turn up at the pub. Then a bloke who is a fanatical anti smoker has a swipe at me. In the ensuing battle many drinks are spilt, but I decide not to hit the 'old chap'.
Me and Bangcock Dick go inside the bar to avoid any further confrontation.

The landlord says"You are a bigger man than him for walking away"
The idiot then decides to take the piss out of me from out of the front of the bar.

When he left I ran outside and managed to get 4 good punches on the wanker. Going to the same pub in the morning for when the piece of shit comes to pick his car up....I can't feckin wait.

6 more on they way