The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I know a good psychiatrist 

[Landlady]

I know a good psychiatrist 

A singing one, brother of the detective perhaps........or myabe not because he had that awful skin problem, didn't he 

[Nick]

Dennis Potter 

[Misty]

stressful day. Got a song list to download, half of the songs dont bloody exist. People use lines from the song instead of the actual title so if I dont know all the words, how on earth am I supposed to know what song they want.
 Its almost as bad when someone comes to ask for a request saying " you know, it goes bumm de bumm da da and its by that black dude". 

mongtards. 

I'm afraid I'm a montard too Miss T ................Fizzy still remains me of my numerous 'singing the wrong words' ability

The three I can kind of remember were:

Group               My words                            Allegedly the correct words

REM                          Call me in Jamaica                                   Come over her and wake her

Boy Group?               All I do is shiny face                                ???????????????????????????

Ricki Martin               Un de toi um ghosties                                   ???????????????????????????????

         

1. sidewinder sleeps tonight
2. Pray (take that)
3. Maria

 

[Landlady]

stressful day. Got a song list to download, half of the songs dont bloody exist. People use lines from the song instead of the actual title so if I dont know all the words, how on earth am I supposed to know what song they want.
 Its almost as bad when someone comes to ask for a request saying " you know, it goes bumm de bumm da da and its by that black dude". 

mongtards. 

I'm afraid I'm a montard too Miss T ................Fizzy still remains me of my numerous 'singing the wrong words' ability

The three I can kind of remember were:

Group               My words                            Allegedly the correct words

REM                          Call me in Jamaica                                   Come over her and wake her

Boy Group?               All I do is shiny face                                ???????????????????????????

Ricki Martin               Un de toi um ghosties                                   ???????????????????????????????

         

1. sidewinder sleeps tonight
2. Pray (take that)
3. Maria

 

Well done that lady  See you are the most clever or clever people in cleverdome 
Fizz and some of her mates went to the last Take That concert and when 'my' song came on she called me and sang it to me.............using MY words, bless 

[Landlady]

Dennis Potter 

Totally agree..............just wouldn't want him to touch me when he was playing that role!!

Saying that had a school friend (male) who contracted a strange skin infection and all his peeled off - was in hospital for ages and used to have to have sulphur baths 

Think the skin fell off his shins too 

[Nick]

Shins, you say?  I have pics

[tel]

I apparently now have Psorias of the nails! Didn't know it even existed.

[Landlady]

I apparently now have Psorias of the nails! Didn't know it even existed.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tried tea tree oil???

[tel]

I apparently now have Psorias of the nails! Didn't know it even existed.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tried tea tree oil???

The Ex Mrs Tel suggested that - not sure if she was looking for revenge or not. Heard it elsewhere as well.
I have a strange lotion to apply - highly volatile, the lotion that is - meant for the scalp. Apparently there is no cure for it. Seeing a specialist in November to see if there is another treament that I can try.

[Barman]

Pago meni beera o'clocker.... 

[Just One More]

I know a good psychiatrist 

Errrr, no you don't 

[Barman]

I know a good psychiatrist 

Errrr, no you don't 

 

[Baldy]

I know a good psychiatrist 

Errrr, no you don't 

 

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be being a charming host....