I have bought some mahoosive nails for a DIY project 
Nailing people to a cross is prolly illegal in Nottingham.
All these comments and the fact that the VP space cadet will NOT answer my questions, even via pm, has got me a tad worried tbh.

He is becoming very insistant that I go back to his place again the weekend after next (that's a week this coming Saturday btw

) to join up and meet his mates at a BBQ he's having.

He's up to summat.
