The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

  Even the kitchen staff have been having lessons, like 

[Grumpmeister]

Trust me, if you haven't been primed in advance a meal would likely have been a disaster. 

When I was younger and first trying to learn Japanese I looked at the cultural and etiquette aspects as well as I liked the idea of being a translator. I skimmed the surface of the business side and meals gave me a migraine. 

[Nick]

Are they aliens? One of my staff is at some annual WW2 reconstruction weekend this week. I suggested she invited them 

They could leave one behind to hide in a wood for 30 years 

[Grumpmeister]

彼はショウガの修羅場

 

[Steve]

彼はショウガの修羅場

 

そして、彼のホバークラフトはウナギに満ちている

[Barman]

彼はショウガの修羅場

 

 

[Barman]

彼はショウガの修羅場

 

そして、彼のホバークラフトはウナギに満ちている

 

[Barman]

This morning I shall mostly be going shooting....

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

You're safe - you're not a barn door.... 

[Grumpmeister]

You're safe - you're not a barn door.... 

I thought the safest place to be when you are shooting was in front of the barn door? 

[Barman]

You're safe - you're not a barn door.... 

I thought the safest place to be when you are shooting was in front of the barn door? 

Well, I haven't been for a few weeks.... 

[Nick]

Ex-Lax 

[Nick]

Just how much smoke can one piece of burnt toast make??    I can't see across the room now 

[Barman]

I'm back like....