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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30825 on: November 11, 2013, 01:44:29 PM »
NOT having a yummy lunch under a palm tree  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30826 on: November 11, 2013, 02:24:40 PM »
NOT having a yummy lunch under a palm tree  evil:

Neither am I.  evil:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30827 on: November 11, 2013, 02:28:35 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30828 on: November 11, 2013, 02:34:07 PM »
Had a very successful day in Newbury.  2 pairs boots, pair of shoes, 4 skirts, 3 tops, 1 dress, 2 jackets and a scarf.   cloud9:

I have had 2 scarecrows stolen.  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30829 on: November 11, 2013, 02:36:15 PM »
She always pinches my socks, and pegs. It is in her evil nature  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30830 on: November 11, 2013, 04:48:50 PM »
Had a very successful day in Newbury.  2 pairs boots, pair of shoes, 4 skirts, 3 tops, 1 dress, 2 jackets and a scarf.   cloud9:

I have had 2 scarecrows stolen.  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30831 on: November 11, 2013, 05:59:47 PM »
She always pinches my socks, and pegs. It is in her evil nature  noooo: noooo:

I am an innocent.  evil:


But    point:  Darwin.  How many tree trunks are still in place in the field entrances?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30832 on: November 11, 2013, 06:01:11 PM »
Waiting in for a Sainsbury's delivery  scared2:

Have you got paramedics on standby?

Paramedics, fire brigade and PC Plod complete with bicycle have been alerted and are in attendance.  Bob the boiler man has decided to 'see how things pan out'.  The BBC declared that they were 'aware of the situation' and that  Orla Guerin was on standby.  Downing Street declined to comment.


I am bubble wrapping the house, catching up with paperwork and trying to forget the moment when standing in a queue to purchase milk, I riffled around in my jacket pockets thought 'what on earth is this' and pulled out a half eaten carrot that had seen better days. redface:

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I did betterer Miss C.  Went on a walk on Saturday morning, put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a €10 note.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30833 on: November 11, 2013, 06:29:58 PM »
Waiting in for a Sainsbury's delivery  scared2:

Have you got paramedics on standby?

Paramedics, fire brigade and PC Plod complete with bicycle have been alerted and are in attendance.  Bob the boiler man has decided to 'see how things pan out'.  The BBC declared that they were 'aware of the situation' and that  Orla Guerin was on standby.  Downing Street declined to comment.


I am bubble wrapping the house, catching up with paperwork and trying to forget the moment when standing in a queue to purchase milk, I riffled around in my jacket pockets thought 'what on earth is this' and pulled out a half eaten carrot that had seen better days. redface:

 cloud9:  Excellent.   lol:

I did betterer Miss C.  Went on a walk on Saturday morning, put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a €10 note.   cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30834 on: November 11, 2013, 07:23:27 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30835 on: November 11, 2013, 07:40:43 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:

You are in a bean stew?  rubschin:

Should this not be in dinner tonight thread?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30836 on: November 11, 2013, 07:44:20 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:

Jet-lag......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30837 on: November 11, 2013, 07:53:39 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:

Jet-lag......... rubschin:

Fumes from the boiler....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30838 on: November 11, 2013, 07:56:33 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:

Jet-lag......... rubschin:

Fumes from the boiler....  noooo:

Anyone heard from TMR......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30839 on: November 11, 2013, 08:00:48 PM »
Fell asleep in the day for the first time ever  redface:  Anyhoo, Fabada  cloud9:

Jet-lag......... rubschin:

Fumes from the boiler....  noooo:

Anyone heard from TMR......... rubschin:

Did you get his age, before he expired?  rubschin: