Today I am mostly being clumsy. There willno doubt be tears before bedtime and mealworms and beetles all over the study carpet. 
Still looking on the bright side I can't burn any saucepans there are none left and supplies form Boogs and Steve have yet to arrive.
Psst Steve (that's not a question BTW if you were to tell Mrs Steve that you had used your pans as humanitarian aid she couldn't possibly get grumpy could she?
There there Miss C - no tears today just blamed any accident on the cat, I will temporarily virtually loan you at least one of our three who have countless breakages etc blamed on their poor sweet heads............Stinky is the semi-mute, Piggy is the fat lazy cat and Tigger the the noisy ginger who bugs the hell out of BM
If it's any consolation I have mostly been throwing copious amounts of bleach around the place and have even had my gloves on scrubbing the inner parts of the toilets
Not finished yet but I think I will be very soon and then it will be wine o'clock
