The brat went to see her paternal gran yesterday for a birthday tea. Now she is a fairly formidable woman at the best of times

She has recently been trying to ' get fit ' but was in a bit of a tizz yesterday. She had just come back from the shops after taking something back because it was faulty. They were really rude in the shop she says so I had to give them a piece of my mind but I got my money back.
When the brat enquired what it was she took back she was informed it was one of those hula hoop things but it was faulty because it didn't stay up
