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Offline tel

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Hampton Court
« on: July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM »
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 04:39:03 PM »
A bit too far for me too...  noooo:
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 06:14:14 PM »
Why would anyone in their right mind want to go all that way just to look at some flowers? If you want to see flowers, go to your local garden centre and save the planet by not using the fuel.

Alternatively, a nice walk in the countryside will suffice - after all, what are garden flowers but cultivated weeds that someone once decided they liked the look of?
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.

I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 07:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.

I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:

I was just being polite ~ shortarse point:
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 08:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.

I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:

He was short. Mind you he sat down a lot.

WOnder why?
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 07:53:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.

I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:

He was short. Mind you he sat down a lot.

WOnder why?
Rickets?  shrugs:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 12:35:54 PM »
Hampton Caught is rhyming slang for catching your todger in your zip.
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 03:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.

Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.

I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:

He was short. Mind you he sat down a lot.

WOnder why?

I was trying to hide the enormous bulge in my pants from the ladies opposite.. whistle:
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2007, 04:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 03, 2007, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2007, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: tel on July 02, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Of to the flower show tomorrow. Anyone else attend?
Probably going to get wet.
Bit far from North Wales. Sorry would have enjoyed meeting you there.
I'm worried by Snoopys determination to meet everyone, Nick will tell you that sometimes you can be disappointed.. I was shorter than he imagined.. the beard was intact though whistle:
He was short. Mind you he sat down a lot.

WOnder why?
I was trying to hide the enormous bulge in my pants from the ladies opposite.. whistle:

 noooo: In Barrow, even the shoplifting tactics haven't joined the 21st century.
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Offline tel

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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2007, 02:54:27 PM »
Twas a nice day out, lunch with some friends.
Mrs Tel bought some plants etc plus sausages, a truckle and a cheeseboard.

Managed to dodge the rain during the day but was then witness to 2 very loud thunderstorms, although there was the compensation of seeing a double rainbow when we got home..
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2007, 03:52:17 PM »
Useful things, truckles.

Used to have one as a boy, spent endless hours riding on it but I have to admit, the elf n safety brigade would have had a fit - no brakes other than the soles of my feet!
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2007, 03:57:21 PM »
What is a truckle?  redface:
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Re: Hampton Court
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2007, 04:03:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2007, 03:57:21 PM
What is a truckle?  redface:
An ickle HGV. ::)
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