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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2007, 01:42:17 PM »
May we move on to Constipation?  Three days, no movement, despite heroic amounts of Young's Ordinary, a devilish Chicken Phall and seriously evil chile sauce...

I can only assume that my quest to try all the Biltong in the pub (Cow, Ostrich and some sort of Antelope type thingy) on Friday night caused a major blockage?
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2007, 01:43:57 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
May we move on to Constipation?  Three days, no movement, despite heroic amounts of Young's Ordinary, a devilish Chicken Phall and seriously evil chile sauce...

I can only assume that my quest to try all the Biltong in the pub (Cow, Ostrich and some sort of Antelope type thingy) on Friday night caused a major blockage?
My home brew would do the trick!  whistle:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2007, 01:54:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2007, 01:43:57 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
May we move on to Constipation?  Three days, no movement, despite heroic amounts of Young's Ordinary, a devilish Chicken Phall and seriously evil chile sauce...

I can only assume that my quest to try all the Biltong in the pub (Cow, Ostrich and some sort of Antelope type thingy) on Friday night caused a major blockage?
My home brew would do the trick!  whistle:

I've already had some line cleaner (seriously) and that didn't work...normally guaranteed within a minute.
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2007, 01:56:05 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2007, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2007, 01:43:57 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
May we move on to Constipation?  Three days, no movement, despite heroic amounts of Young's Ordinary, a devilish Chicken Phall and seriously evil chile sauce...

I can only assume that my quest to try all the Biltong in the pub (Cow, Ostrich and some sort of Antelope type thingy) on Friday night caused a major blockage?
My home brew would do the trick!  whistle:

I've already had some line cleaner (seriously) and that didn't work...normally guaranteed within a minute.
My home brew would definitely do the trick!  ;)
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2007, 01:56:35 PM »
Colonic irrigation?
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2007, 02:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 02, 2007, 01:56:35 PM
Colonic irrigation?
Nah, just drink it...  noooo:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2007, 02:09:32 PM »
Anyway, which part of 'Men's eyes only' didn't you understand?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2007, 02:17:02 PM »
 cussing:

I'll sue!
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2007, 02:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 02, 2007, 02:17:02 PM
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I'll sue!
If you?re a ?boy named Sue? you can read it then?  point:
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2007, 03:04:14 PM »
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2007, 03:35:46 PM »
Diarrhoea anyone?
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2007, 04:08:05 PM »
No thanks ~ I think I've got some here somewhere ..... just hold my bicycle clips will you.
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2007, 04:15:24 PM »
Not me. Just wondering. Perhaps the constipated and the diarrhoeaised (sp?) could meet in the Snug and compare notes!
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2007, 04:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2007, 04:15:24 PM
Not me. Just wondering. Perhaps the constipated and the diarrhoeaised (sp?) could meet in the Snug and compare notes!

Don't you think conversation might be a bit strained?
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Re: Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2007, 04:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 04:21:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2007, 04:15:24 PM
Not me. Just wondering. Perhaps the constipated and the diarrhoeaised (sp?) could meet in the Snug and compare notes!

Don't you think conversation might be a bit strained?
lol: lol: lol:
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