Sorry Ladies ~ Mens' Eyes Only !

[Nick]

Yes. All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them. I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though

[Barman]

Yes. All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them. I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though

I was in the chemist this morning and the woman in front of me asked if he had anything for cystitis ? just like that, bold as brass ? didn?t whisper or anything?   

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Yes.  All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them.  I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though eeek:

I think you'll find that their 'plumbing' in the strict sense of the word is actually simpler - they don't have the damned valve that causes all or our problems do they?

They do, however, have much more interesting bits elsewhere!

[Nick]

I once got sent to the Chemist to buy some sanitary towels for Mrs Nick in some sort of plumbing emergency. Surveying the vast range on offer when the chemist man approached me and asked if I wanted help.

I said I wanted some sanitary towels.

He said, "For a woman?"

We both sort of froze after that

[Nick]

Yes. All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them. I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though

I was in the chemist this morning and the woman in front of me asked if he had anything for cystitis ? just like that, bold as brass ? didn?t whisper or anything?   

Cranberry Juice I am told!

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Yes. All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them. I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though

I was in the chemist this morning and the woman in front of me asked if he had anything for cystitis ? just like that, bold as brass ? didn?t whisper or anything?   

Cranberry Juice I am told!

I am told that yoghurt can be useful on occasions too! 

[Nick]

I think that is for thrush.

Christ, you've got me at it now too.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I think that is for thrush.

Christ, you've got me at it now too.

There you go! Not too painful was it? Hiding from these things is no good Nick. It doesn't make them go away anymore than it does with taxes and stuff.

So what's your 'complaint of the month' then?

[Nick]

I suggest you hide your e mail address from teh world by amending your profile!

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

By the way Nick, you're getting smote. My reason? You had a moan about this thread, yet I found this thread in the top section!

Talk about double standards. You owe me a pint at least.

[Nick]

I think that is for thrush.

Christ, you've got me at it now too.

There you go! Not too painful was it? Hiding from these things is no good Nick. It doesn't make them go away anymore than it does with taxes and stuff.

So what's your 'complaint of the month' then?

Oddly enough I have not been ill for ages, years I think. Consider Providence tempted

[Barman]

Yes. All they talk about is plumbing too, except it seems more complicated with them. I have noticed a drift towards boob jobs and liposuction in recent years though

I was in the chemist this morning and the woman in front of me asked if he had anything for cystitis ? just like that, bold as brass ? didn?t whisper or anything?   

Cranberry Juice I am told!

She should have been in the bloody supermarket then!  

[Mozo]

No. Having a medical room would just encourage other hypochondriacs, whingers and so on to let it all hang out. I smote him!

Smote not lest ye be smitten!

Yours may HANG out, Nick.

Mine STICKS out !   

[Nick]

Braggart!

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Is this what you call 'cock waving'?