Your chance to make some serious dosh!

[GROWLER]

I'm so so bloody excited.
La Primitiva have just sent us a letter saying we are THE  winners of 615,810 Euros!
Apparently our name was picked out randomly from 19,000 names worldwide too!
I cannot believe our luck tbh. All I've got to do is furnish them with my bank details, and they'll send me a cheque or do a bank transfer.

Now seeing as I'm a skint scouser, I sadly don't have access to a bank account, so I was just wondering  if any kind soul in here  could p'raps do us the honours, and ring or fax 00 34 638 459 988 or send them a letter to: Piso36, Calle Carlos Ortega, 28002, Madrid, Spain.,asap to give them your details instead.
I'll be more than happy to go equal shares with you once the dosh is finally ours.
I just hope you don't all jump at the chance at the same time. First one to pm me is the winner!

[Darwins Selection]

I'm so so bloody excited.
La Primitiva have just sent us a letter saying we are winners!
Apparently our name was picked out randomly from 19,000 names worldwide too!
I cannot believe our luck tbh. All I've got to do is furnish them with my bank details, and they'll send me a cheque or do a bank transfer.

Now seeing as I'm a skint scouser, I sadly don't have access to a bank account, so I was just wondering  if any kind soul in here  could p'raps do us the honours, and ring or fax 00 34 638 459 988 or send them a letter to: Piso36, Calle Carlos Ortega, 28002, Madrid, Spain.,asap to give them your details instead.
I'll be more than happy to go equal shares with you once the dosh is finally ours.
I just hope you don't all jump at the chance at the same time. First one to pm me is the winner!

I'd love to help, but as I have just won the Peruvian Lottery, I shall have too much money and not enough time.

Funny, they seem to have the same phone number as your chum Carlos.

[GROWLER]

That's a bloody shame that DS. Think of all the extra terkees you could have got too.
P'raps I should enquire about opening up a new bank account JUST and specifically for the purpose of receiving this massive and most welcome windfall p'raps?
I'm shaking in anticipation. This just has to be done. sex023

Forgot to mention, the guy to contact is Don Pedro Blanco. the Foreign Service Manager of La Estrella De Seguros S.A. no less, and you can ring him PERSONALLY on 0034 638 552 537.
I'd love to, but being a skint scouser JUST surviving on very kind and generous government hand outs only, I simply cannot afford a phone.
Please help to make us mutually very happy.

[Snoopy]

I'd help but I'm too busy rescuing Nigerian Princesses and stuff like that.
Christ it's hard being a super hero ~ but profitable, or so they promise.