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Offline GROWLER

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Bloody hell! How many?
« on: June 30, 2007, 08:12:46 AM »
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What's all this about then, and don't be fobbing me off with google spiders. char062
Are we supposed to be having a 'last day of smoking party' in this dump, but someone forgot to invite the regulars? ::)
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 08:17:43 AM »
26 now! eeek:
Where's all the bloody staff gone?  sleep021

 I'll get behind the bar then. You've been warned. eastdrink048
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 09:19:49 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 30, 2007, 08:17:43 AM
26 now! eeek:
Where's all the bloody staff gone?  sleep021

 I'll get behind the bar then. You've been warned. eastdrink048

I'm here!  eatdrink013
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »
We are being watched obviously. scared2:

Did anybody post something about their old Mercedes being a bag of nails? rubschin:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2007, 03:06:41 PM »
I am smoking in my local. I intend to finish the entire pouch of tobacco before I leave.
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2007, 05:08:32 PM »
My local smells decidedly odd today. It is obviously true that the ciggie smoke masks the smell of the stale beer ingrained in the carpet.
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 05:13:59 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 30, 2007, 08:17:43 AM
26 now! eeek:
Where's all the bloody staff gone?  sleep021

 I'll get behind the bar then. You've been warned. eastdrink048


Oh dear not another piss up like last xmas Bear !!  eyes: eyes: scared2:
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 06:26:08 PM »
Quote from: Shy Talk on July 01, 2007, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 30, 2007, 08:17:43 AM
26 now! eeek:
Where's all the bloody staff gone?  sleep021

 I'll get behind the bar then. You've been warned. eastdrink048


Oh dear not another piss up like last xmas Bear !!  eyes: eyes: scared2:
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You put an ad in 'ale 'ouse weekly' or summat Barman? whacky069
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 06:44:42 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 01, 2007, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: Shy Talk on July 01, 2007, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 30, 2007, 08:17:43 AM
26 now! eeek:
Where's all the bloody staff gone?  sleep021

 I'll get behind the bar then. You've been warned. eastdrink048


Oh dear not another piss up like last xmas Bear !!  eyes: eyes: scared2:
NO!

Most Online Today: 36. Most Online Ever: 36 (Today at 02:05:31 PM)

You put an ad in 'ale 'ouse weekly' or summat Barman? whacky069


I hope they aren't all Scouse Jeep drivers with cold patios. scared2:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 07:03:10 PM »
A peek behind the curtain marked "Management" revealed to me that most of these were browsers from other places. No ~ Not "the other place" but a variety of locations as diverse as Africa, The USA and Europe based ISPs.
This happens from time to time as some systems automatically trawl sites like this looking for advertising opportunities (none here) and some are assessing our throughput to decide where to place us on search engines. Others are, of course, nosy b@st@rds who look but never join.
We did not have 36 members on line.

At the moment we are showing two guests and six members. One of those guests is a member ~ having a quick browse no doubt but he has now signed in. The system shows activity over the past 15 minutes so this particular person appears in the stats twice. See how easy it is to get the wrong impression.
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 07:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2007, 07:03:10 PM
See how easy it is to get the wrong impression.
So, no WMD then? ;)
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 07:45:42 PM »
None that I could see ..... not even any of Wench's rock cakes  noooo:
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2007, 07:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2007, 07:03:10 PM
A peek behind the curtain marked "Management" revealed to me that most of these were browsers from other places. No ~ Not "the other place" but a variety of locations as diverse as Africa, The USA and Europe based ISPs.
This happens from time to time as some systems automatically trawl sites like this looking for advertising opportunities (none here) and some are assessing our throughput to decide where to place us on search engines

Seems like a question for the other thread really, but how do I attract these  spider: to mine then?
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2007, 08:18:43 PM »
They find you but you help matters along by placing "Key Words" with the search engines so that if someone is looking for what you have to offer your site gets flagged up.
For instance. Try Googling "Mincing" You'll get 848000 choices then try Googling "Mincing Queen" You'll get 136000 choices. You'll see from these two different sets of results that being too specific can reduce considerably the number of choices offered but if you really are looking for Mincing Queens being specific is better. For your site you need to identify the key words that people might use to look for such entertainment as you offer and those are the words you place with the search engines...... choosing the right key words is easy enough ~ just think of everything anybody would call your venture. Getting the words to the search engines is done as part of the hosting package or you can employ a specialist company to "place" your site (they use the method I have described and can cost money!!!)
Get as many people as you can to "search for your site". The more searches it gets the higher up their lists the search engines will place you. That's why they trawl us ~ to see how many hits we get.
Google Virtual Pub and you'll see what I mean ~ over 5 million choices listed and we are not on the first page
YET! eyes:
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Re: Bloody hell! How many?
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2007, 08:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 01, 2007, 08:18:43 PM

Google Virtual Pub and you'll see what I mean ~ over 5 million choices listed and we are not on the first page
YET! eyes:

Bit of a waste of time googling for here or me for instance then really, cus statistics prove that the vast majority of googlers only read the first page of results...apparently.
I've found a thing in my web management contents list for doing this, so I'll give it a try.
2,190,000 listed when i typed in the words I would use if looking for what I'm offering. shocked003

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