Useless gormless cretins in Asda

[GROWLER]

Doin' me duty tonight...as usual, new man you know ....and was at the checkout having a bit of banter, when there was an almighty bloody crash from the nearby booze aisle.
Nearly dropped me lentils I'd purchased for Mozo!

There standing with the full munters grins, were 2 ferkin' apes, trying to carry...unsuccessfully...2 very large boxes of bottles of Grolch each stacked up on top of each other. Probably 12 in each box.
They couldn't see where they where going ffs.
1 of the boxes had either overbalanced or he'd crashed into his gorrila friend and fallen to the floor smashing the entire contents.
DIDN'T YOU NOT CONSIDER USING A TROLLEY YOU USELESS BREATH WASTING WASTE OF SPACE, or is that a vacumn I detect between your ears?

The lad on the checkout rolled his eyes and exclaimed "down goes our bonus again" as these two tossers gently strolled away for the staff to clean up after them...ARSE HOLES!
God, I fckin' hate this bastard country and the majority of it's selfish reptilian residents.

[Barman]

Doin' me duty tonight...as usual, new man you know ....and was at the checkout having a bit of banter, when there was an almighty bloody crash from the nearby booze aisle.
Nearly dropped me lentils I'd purchased for Mozo!

There standing with the full munters grins, were 2 ferkin' apes, trying to carry...unsuccessfully...2 very large boxes of bottles of Grolch each stacked up on top of each other. Probably 12 in each box.
They couldn't see where they where going ffs.
1 of the boxes had either overbalanced or he'd crashed into his gorrila friend and fallen to the floor smashing the entire contents.
DIDN'T YOU NOT CONSIDER USING A TROLLEY YOU USELESS BREATH WASTING WASTE OF SPACE, or is that a vacumn I detect between your ears?

The lad on the checkout rolled his eyes and exclaimed "down goes our bonus again" as these two tossers gently strolled away for the staff to clean up after them...ARSE HOLES!
God, I fckin' hate this bastard country and the majority of it's selfish reptilian residents.

Poor you... 

Not to worry though, that nice Mr. Brown is in charge now ? he?ll sort everything out? won?t he? 

[Berek]

have you seen the self service checkouts in ASDA ???.. I wont try one in fear of doing a Nick and bringing the store to a standstill

[GROWLER]

have you seen the self service checkouts in ASDA ???.. I wont try one in fear of doing a Nick and bringing the store to a standstill

Same here. They bloody talk to you!
I could see me having an arguement with one tbh

"HOW MUCH?"

[Mr Happy]

WTF do they give checkout staff a bonus for?

The self service checkout is shite, they don't reduce the price for the fact that you're replacing one of their paid muppetts.  If you get anything from the ol reduced shelf it doesn't work and the Poles just use it as a rob-a-thon.

I scanned a bottle of Lancaster Bomber last night and the stupid thing shouted 'approval needed' at me.  Happy to oblige, out came the Swiss Army Knife, bottle top off, necked it.  Met with my approval no problem 

[Mozo]

Doin' me duty tonight...as usual, new man you know ....and was at the checkout having a bit of banter, when there was an almighty bloody crash from the nearby booze aisle.
Nearly dropped me lentils I'd purchased for Mozo!

Deeply touched, Growler.   

Don't write ... send lentils!

[Barman]

WTF do they give checkout staff a bonus for?

The self service checkout is shite, they don't reduce the price for the fact that you're replacing one of their paid muppetts.  If you get anything from the ol reduced shelf it doesn't work and the Poles just use it as a rob-a-thon.

I scanned a bottle of Lancaster Bomber last night and the stupid thing shouted 'approval needed' at me.  Happy to oblige, out came the Swiss Army Knife, bottle top off, necked it.  Met with my approval no problem 

[Bar Wench]

Ummm the supermarket you were frequenting is often inhabited by these sorts of people. If you must use Asda use their home delivery system. I still don't really understand why anyone who is even vaguely pc literate still uses the supermarket.

[Barman]

Ummm the supermarket you were frequenting is often inhabited by these sorts of people. If you must use Asda use their home delivery system. I still don't really understand why anyone who is even vaguely pc literate still uses the supermarket.

Home delivery is the (non environmentally friendly) way forward for sure! 

[GROWLER]

Ummm the supermarket you were frequenting is often inhabited by these sorts of people. If you must use Asda use their home delivery system. I still don't really understand why anyone who is even vaguely pc literate still uses the supermarket.

Simply because they send you all the stalest oldest shite they have.
I always take great pleasure in rummaging to the back of the shelves to get the fresh stuff

[Bar Wench]

Hmmm, never had that problem. Having said that fruit, veg and meat gets purchased locally so it is really only store cupboard stuff I get delivered.

[GROWLER]

Hmmm, never had that problem. Having said that fruit, veg and meat gets purchased locally so it is really only store cupboard stuff I get delivered.

Fruit veg and meat LOCALLY?

The shops around here that used to sell that sort of produce are now selling stinking rat meat Kebabs, happy bastard pizzas or grossly overpriced houses....not forgetting Chantels nail bastard fckin parlour.

[Bar Wench]

I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.

[Barman]

I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.

Plus she has an allotment! 

[GROWLER]

I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.

Plus she has an allotment! 

I'd love to see her in her wellies. Nowt else, just wellies.