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Offline Barman

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Pests
« on: September 25, 2009, 11:28:28 AM »
LL planted a load of busy lizzies (sp?) in pots on the patio before she left for the UK (Miss D saw them) and left strict instructions on their care...

I was told in no uncertain terms that they would not die naturally before she returned!  scared2:

Anyhoo... the bloody things have been disappearing like carrots on a bugs bunny cartoon.  eeek:

I'd assumed that the cats or dog must have taken a liking to them for some reason... I just went outside and another had gone - I immediately accused the dog...  cussing:

Then I noticed.....



A mahoosive caterpillar like - with eyes as big as saucers!  eeek:

There was one actually eating a busy whotsit and another casually strolling between the living and recently departed plants!  noooo:

They both took flying lessons rather earlier than nature intended!  eveilgrin:

How can I explain to LL in simple, believable terms how Miss D killed them?  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Pests
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 11:31:43 AM »
Just say the slimey animal you had staying in the house ate everything in site and destroyed everything they touched  evil:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 11:33:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 25, 2009, 11:31:43 AM
Just say the slimey animal you had staying in the house ate everything in site and destroyed everything they touched  evil:

that could work...  rubschin:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 11:42:49 AM »
That is a disgusterous looking creature though  noooo:

No wonder those vultures kept circling overhead  rubschin:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 11:45:47 AM »
A Slugpoon is needed
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Re: Pests
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 11:49:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
They both took flying lessons rather earlier than nature intended!  eveilgrin:

Wait until their mummy finds out.
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Re: Pests
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 01:33:19 PM »
Found it on the internet:
Polyphemus moth (Antheraea polyphemus) caterpillar



And they turn into this:



« Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 01:35:26 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Pests
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 02:33:21 PM »
Rather drab considering they were eating busy lizzies all day.

Do they smell nice?
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Re: Pests
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 03:27:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 25, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
A Slugpoon is needed
Do SlugPoonsTM work on caterpillars too then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2009, 09:13:37 AM »
I've just discovered that they turn brown in the washing machine!  Banghead
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Re: Pests
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2009, 09:18:39 AM »
So it wasn't cat shit after all.
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Re: Pests
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2009, 09:32:04 AM »
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Re: Pests
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2009, 10:01:25 AM »
LL will be rewashing everything once she gets home   lol:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2009, 10:53:31 AM »
No, the cat shite was definitely cat shite.

And the brown thing that came out of the machine this morning was definitely half a mahoosive caterpillar...

The other half remains undiscovered...  noooo:
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Re: Pests
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2009, 12:11:54 PM »
check your underpants  lol:
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