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Offline Just One More

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A Game of Golf
« on: September 20, 2009, 06:02:22 PM »
A group of male lawyers  lived and died for their Saturday morning round  of golf. One transferred to another city. It  wasn't the same without him.
A new woman  lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the  guys talking about their golf round. She said,  "You know, I used to play on my golf team in  college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if  I joined you next week?" The three guys  looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to  say 'yes', but she had them on the spot.  Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they  would be starting early -- at 6:30 am. He  figured the early tee-time would discourage her.  The woman said this may be a problem, and asked  if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They  rolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and  said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or  6:45."

She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and  beat all three of them with  an eye-opening 2-under par round. She  was fun and pleasant person, and the guys were  impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they  congratulated her and invited her back the next  week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at  6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again  showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she  played left-handed. The three lawyers were  incredulous as she still beat them with an even  par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally amazed, but wondered if she was trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited  her back again, but each man harboured a burning desire to beat her game.

The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady lawyer played  right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of  them. The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her part.  However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, they couldn't hold a grudge. Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and  finally, one of the men asked her point blank,  "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady  blushed, and grinned... "That's easy," she said.  "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I  was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth. When I got married in college, I discovered my husband always sleeps  in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit.  Right before I left in the morning  for golf practice, I would pull the covers off  him. If his prick was pointing to the  right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed  to the left, I golfed left-handed. The  guys on the team thought this was hysterical.  Astonished at this bizarre information, one of  the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointing  straight up in the air?"

She said, "Then,  I'm fifteen minutes  late."
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Re: A Game of Golf
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 06:05:09 PM »
Fifteen minutes eh? Gotta admire that man's stamina  ;)
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Re: A Game of Golf
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 06:32:31 PM »
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Excellent!  lol:
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