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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 07:56:54 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 06:55:15 AM
I don't mind the shopping, it's the need for an extension to the house for the storage space that hurts.  ;D

And that's without the handbags.

Tel, I had always imagined you as more of a bum-bag man?
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM »
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a thing as a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)
« Last Edit: September 16, 2009, 03:03:00 PM by tel »
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 10:14:26 AM »
shoes mmmm cloud9:
Unfortunately due to 2 broken ankles I can no longer wear heels of any sort.  sad24:
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 10:18:16 AM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on September 16, 2009, 10:14:26 AM
shoes mmmm cloud9:
Unfortunately due to 2 broken ankles I can no longer wear heels of any sort.  sad24:

Surprised you can stand up at all.

Is that why you spend so much time lying on the floor in the corner of the saloon bar?

Would loud snoring be a side effect of ankle injuries as well?
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?
« Last Edit: September 16, 2009, 02:43:07 PM by Miss Creant »
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 02:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man sack is it anything like a man sack?

Liquid Lunch was it?  whistle:
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 02:43:44 PM »
Oh how I wish, however it was just me having a senior blonde moment.
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2009, 03:03:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2009, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man sack is it anything like a man sack?

Liquid Lunch was it?  whistle:

Lack of, more like.
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 03:10:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis a Bridge bag

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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 03:11:05 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis


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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 03:13:42 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 16, 2009, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 07:59:19 AM
No chance DS.

My bum is perfectly proportioned and can do without the such a lardy-arsed fashion accessory.

I have a proper man-bag.  8)

And what, pray tell Tel, is a proper man bag is it anything like a man sack?

Tis a Bridge bag



Is there anything else you would like to tell us tel?  whistle:
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2009, 03:18:21 PM »
There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type  whistle:
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
It alleviates having all those bulges in your jeans.
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2009, 03:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 16, 2009, 03:18:21 PM
There are much better man bags than that one......no self respecting woman would own that let alone a macho blokey type  whistle:

You don't like Bridge stuff?

At least that means you maybe low maintenance.  ;D
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Re: Comments from the ladies please.
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2009, 03:23:29 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 16, 2009, 03:19:30 PM
It alleviates having all those bulges in your jeans.

What bulges (apart from the obvious)?

I don't find that a car key and a debit card plus a few folded tenners make much of a bulge.
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