Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Nick]

I spent the night guarding a prisoner en route to prison. Bastard stole all my trousers and legged it 

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you normally carry all your trousers with your then ? 

[Nick]

We were staying in a hotel for some reason. He made off with three pairs 

[Miss Demeanour]

So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers 

[Barman]

So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers 

Oh Nick! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I dreamt last night that it was my job to park the stars in their right position in the night sky.

This was an hereditary role and something I should have known how to do by instinct however I always had to refer to my chart.

I lost the chart  .

I was trying to talk to them but they were pretty non responsive  and then I tried to throw them and see if they would naturally land where they were meant to  . Then I decided I would need to make the patterns up from memory but after I had finished and looking at the patterns knew I had gone terribly wrong 

[Barman]

Why didn't you ask Uncle Mort...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

He wasn't there  - I needed his guidance

[Nick]

I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house.

[Just One More]

I take it this was a dream?

[Snoopy]

I was woken by dreams several times last night .... can't remember anything about them.

I ponder the significance of that  

[Nick]

I had the Werld Service on all night. I suspect quite a lot of broadcast material got into my head and turned itself into dreams 

[Snoopy]

You could be right ~ I had it on headphones from about 2am and kept dozing and waking.

[Barman]

I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house.

What time did the fire brigade leave...? 

[Nick]