ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[Snoopy]

She'll be snapping up the saucepans next

I want le creuset. Also expensive. 

It could be much worse, at least your stuff has some use. My ex had a thing for Lladro (I think thats how its spelt) figurines... 

Hmmmmm... As did Mrs DS (#1).

Is there a pattern forming here.

Errrrr YES! Mrs S#1 was heavy into figurines.

[Darwins Selection]

I used to thing 'Figurine' was the strange-smelling Weewee you have after eating Syrup of Figs.


Before the Poopoo of course.

[Bar Wench]

Don't really do Lladro. I do have some of it but they were given as gifts.

Have now purchased:

2 x pint mugs
1 x gallon teapot
1x comport
1 x jug

also

8 meters of fabric in various patterns

and

12 balls of wool

and

needles, embroidery silks, hoops and scissors

and

soap

and

meat

and

local honey.

[Snoopy]

You realise that you have spent the equivalent of the GDP of a small African Nation 

[Grumpmeister]

Small african nation? I can think of some large ones that would love that much money 

[Bar Wench]

Yep. Mr Wench is not going to be pleased.   I shall have to sneak it into the house a bit at a time. This calls for cunning and stealth.  

[Snoopy]

Yep. Mr Wench is not going to be pleased.  I shall have to sneak it into the house a bit at a time. This calls for cunning and stealth. 

And the wearing of some very sexy underwear. 

[Bar Wench]

It always comes back to underwear with you doesn't it.

[Grumpmeister]

It always comes back to underwear with you doesn't it.

We are working on the basis that Mr Wench is male, therefore the wearing of such clothing will distract him allowing you to stealthily insert the latest expensive knick knacks aroound the house... 

[Bar Wench]

Not terribly practical when I am trying to sneak it in through the front door when I come home from work. I am not stripping on the front door step. 

I don't think it would work anyway. The acquisition of dusty crap and craft items is on the under pain of death banned list. They have beaten cushions and candles to the number one spot!

[Snoopy]

OK OK
You do it your way ~ just don't come crying to us as and when he is at the unnecessary expense.

[Bar Wench]

It won't happen so long as I sneak it in a piece at a time over a few weeks and hide it in the chest for a while.

[Grumpmeister]

I can sell you a genuine bag of grumpydust^tm Guarranteed to give that 'always been here' look to any old tat you cant resist being flogged in the shops 

[Bar Wench]

Is it dried up throat lubricant from Nick? Because I already bought some of that yesterday! 

[Grumpmeister]

The way work is going today it will be the ground up ashes of the next person to get on my nerves 




Note to Barman - Narked off/psycho emoticon needed. Something other than the 'evil' camp kermit lookalike thing.