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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2009, 02:27:54 PM »
Well, a big week looms.

Mrs Nick goes back to werk and starts a new job - there will be tears  noooo:
The Boy starts Big Skool and will be going on THE BUS. Will have to make sure each day that he does not blow all his cash on food and leave no money for the return journey. What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
I get back to werk too after a fashion  angel1
Men come to do more werk in house  noooo:
AND a fooking social werker is coming round to follow up on the Boy's brush with the law on Tuesday.  evil: I may have to keeell him  eveilgrin:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2009, 07:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2009, 02:27:54 PM
Well, a big week looms.

Mrs Nick goes back to werk and starts a new job - there will be tears  noooo: Bound to be and it'll be your fault
The Boy starts Big Skool and will be going on THE BUS. Will have to make sure each day that he does not blow all his cash on food and leave no money for the return journey. What can possibly go wrong?  scared2: Buy him a weekly /monthly/termly bus pass. He can't spend that on food or sweets
I get back to werk too after a fashion  angel1 Good ~ it'll take your mind off things
Men come to do more werk in house  noooo: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
AND a fooking social werker is coming round to follow up on the Boy's brush with the law on Tuesday.  evil: I may have to keeell him  eveilgrin: Not a bad plan, claim temporary insanity, we'll all support that, and you'll get a couple of years peace in a nice padded cell. Can you roll your own?
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2009, 01:08:46 PM »
Well, 7.45 tomorrow morning will be the Boy's first trip on a Skool Bus  scared2:. I imagine the fart smell will be frightful  noooo:

Incredibly, becuase of some daft local regulation, the Skool Buses are obliged to pick up any other passengers who want to get on  rubschin:

I imagine that few would last very long  noooo:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2009, 01:27:44 PM »
The Brat doesn't go back until next Monday  noooo:

They have gone to Thorpe Park today.....

So far I have had 4 screaming phone calls at work to say this was 'wicked' and that was 'the bomb' and the other was 'awesome ' .........

I hope she finds the ride soon that startles her half to death and her vocal chords shut down completely  whistle:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2009, 01:30:47 PM »
Is she learning English?
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2009, 01:43:32 PM »
Obviously not.  ;)
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2009, 02:51:16 PM »
 lol:

Well I can never understand her when she talks to me and I only ever use the Queen's English  whistle:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 08:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2009, 01:08:46 PM
Well, 7.45 tomorrow morning will be the Boy's first trip on a Skool Bus  scared2:. I imagine the fart smell will be frightful  noooo:

Incredibly, becuase of some daft local regulation, the Skool Buses are obliged to pick up any other passengers who want to get on  rubschin:

I imagine that few would last very long  noooo:

I did it once. By mistake. It was hell.
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2009, 06:15:52 AM »
She put him on the Bus and then drove to the Skool to make sure he got there OK  noooo:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2009, 06:37:09 AM »
Ah, how sweet.
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2009, 11:04:47 AM »
Let the homework battles commence  cussing:

He is going to get a lot - starting with Russian  eveilgrin:

He does not know that the school website has a parents' portal through which we are informed of homework set, homework handed in and marks awarded (amongst many other things)  eveilgrin:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2009, 11:31:43 AM »
He soon will ~ word spreads like wildfire during the second week!
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2009, 11:40:03 AM »
Excellent! Then he will know there is no escape  eveilgrin:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2009, 11:44:46 AM »
Frankly it never made a blind bit of difference at PHS.

The kids that elect to ignore homework continue to so do and their parents will still condone whatever their kids do or don't do.

Within a few weeks most of the teaching staff had given up even trying to operate the system.
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2009, 11:46:15 AM »
This place is a bit stricter  eveilgrin:
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