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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #90 on: September 14, 2009, 05:02:45 PM »
Err my 'pooter is doing some very strange things, will try again. confused:



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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #91 on: September 14, 2009, 05:24:42 PM »
Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #92 on: September 14, 2009, 05:25:25 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #93 on: September 14, 2009, 05:26:33 PM »
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« Reply #94 on: September 14, 2009, 05:26:55 PM »
For...?
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #95 on: September 14, 2009, 05:28:57 PM »
No I'm am not ...................... cussing:

The ?100,000 Pancake Man is so called because he will dally with UK ladies emotions (whey hey) but only if they have a minmum of ?100,000 liquid assets available - so yar boo sucks Nickalodian

Plus he is bog ugly and tried to hit on me at a recent 'Cyprus Night' in the square but I cannily didn't tell him where I was sitting  eyes:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #96 on: September 14, 2009, 05:29:49 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2009, 05:30:59 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #98 on: September 14, 2009, 05:34:21 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #99 on: September 14, 2009, 05:34:50 PM »
Do they have those in Windsor then?
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #100 on: September 14, 2009, 05:39:48 PM »
I think they prefer Boateng boating.
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #101 on: September 15, 2009, 04:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on September 14, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D  noooo: noooo: noooo:

OMG !!! - I have heard about him yesterday from BM . I soooooooooooooooooooo want to see what this man looks like . WOuld it be ok to use your spare change pot in the kitchen  ;)
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #102 on: September 15, 2009, 04:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 15, 2009, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: Landlady on September 14, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D  noooo: noooo: noooo:

OMG !!! - I have heard about him yesterday from BM . I soooooooooooooooooooo want to see what this man looks like . WOuld it be ok to use your spare change pot in the kitchen  ;)
Oh, you're up then...?  ::)

No, it bloody wouldn't be okay to use the spare change pot to cover pancake man's fees!  evil:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #103 on: September 15, 2009, 04:18:14 AM »
Morning.... lol:

Not even enough change to buy a pancake  - allowing me to survey the situation, the degree of ugliness of the man , the comedy factor in saving ?100k to 'be' with him and also actually assessing the quality of his pancakes  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #104 on: September 15, 2009, 07:27:53 AM »
So, how ugly?
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