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Offline Nick

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People who badger you
« on: July 22, 2009, 02:02:40 PM »
Right

I wrote a report a while back. Frist draft.

I knew there would be a second draft.

I get comments back from three sources.

I carefully address all comments. In all seven fooking hundred changes (most of them capital letters and stuff)  evil:

I send it back.

She in London asks if I have addressed all comments  evil:

I refer her to my e mail response and my revised report. evil:

Can't she fooking read?!?!?!?!?!?! cussing: cussing: cussing:

OK, I pointed out to her that she was wrong about three  things (amounting to 350 changes) which she has not responded to  evil:. I also said I was not prepared to change some things which would effectively falsify the report. She has not responded to that either  evil:

I hate this part of werk
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 02:10:52 PM »
Nick takes a professional stance ~ I'm proud of you my boy. There comes a time when one simply has to say "No more compromise".
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 02:17:50 PM »
It's a report about Scottyland. The students  are not happy. She said the report was too 'negative'. I told her that that was how they felt. What's the fooking point in doing a survey if you misrepresent the results?

I am surrounded by idiots  Banghead
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 02:21:08 PM »
Indeed you are.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 03:23:46 PM »
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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 03:30:15 PM »
Nice to know we have our uses. ;D
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 04:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:10:52 PM
Nick takes a professional stance ~ I'm proud of you my toy boy. There comes a time when one simply has to say "No more compromise".

Corrected for you whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 04:38:57 PM »
Ah yes. Yvette must be home by now. Time for an aperitif perhaps. I expect she must need help with humping stuff around   angel1
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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 05:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 04:38:57 PM
Ah yes. Yvette must be home by now. Time for an aperitif perhaps. I expect she must need help with humping stuff around   angel1
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 07:23:52 PM »
I thought that this was going to be about people in Nicks village who throw decomposing, exploding badgers at him.  It's a local tradition by all accounts
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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 01:32:37 AM »
That's an urban legend I'm afraid Miss C. Decomposing badgers, like microwaves, only explode when Nick pokes them.

However I believe there is an annual event where the other residents throw safety equipment at Nick in the hope of staving off the ApocaNickse whistle:
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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 07:37:07 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2009, 01:32:37 AM
That's an urban legend I'm afraid Miss C. Decomposing badgers, like microwaves, only explode when Nick pokes them.
Fortunately for the world, Nick rarely pokes anything these days.  noooo:
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Re: People who badger you
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2009, 08:02:34 AM »
Especially after yesterdays unfortunate incident involving his todger and his zip.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM »
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