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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2007, 09:21:05 AM »
Its thirty four bastard degrees here and no rain forecast ?til November.  cloud9:

http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/CYXX0004_c.html?force_units=1
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2007, 09:44:01 AM »
I hope you are not looking for sympathy ~ or worse still  ~ Boasting!
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »
I hope you are not looking for sympathy ~ or worse still  ~ Boasting!
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2007, 01:25:28 PM »
Its thirty four bastard degrees here and no rain forecast ?til November.  cloud9:

http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/CYXX0004_c.html?force_units=1

Good for you.  evil:
You can reliably go out and fry your arse for us all then ey? lol:

Anyway, i'm not alone jumping to the wrong conclusion over this global warming/extreme weather/climate change twoddle that's simply being used to tax us to the hilt....imo.

CAST YOUR VOTE
Is global warming to blames for the floods?
Results: Votes   Per cent
Yes 1,669 39% (tree huggers and sandal wearing with beige sockettes and shorts, lentil munching bearded weirdos)

No 2,017 47%  ( Realists that know the crack)

Don't know 625 14% (just like Mrs Growler...don't know ANYTHING. "What do you think"?  ::))

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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2007, 01:42:02 PM »

CAST YOUR VOTE
Is global warming to blames for the floods?
Results: Votes   Per cent
Yes 1,669 39% (tree huggers and sandal wearing with beige sockettes and shorts, lentil munching bearded weirdos)

No 2,017 47%  ( Realists that know the crack)

Don't know 625 14% (just like Mrs Growler...don't know ANYTHING. "What do you think"?  ::))


You are being a bit selective with your reporting here Growler old chap.

The actual result was:

No, its the bloody Muslims 2,017 47%
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2007, 06:36:58 PM »
Dammed if you do, and dammed if you don?t? if the water does not get you the heat will. We are all doomed ?.   eeek:   evil: Bah!  surrender:

http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/news/world/20070626-Europe-drought-floods-40-dead.html

40 die in European heatwave
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
A searing heatwave has killed at least 40 people across southern Europe while in Britain torrential rain has killed three people and forced hundreds to flee a creaking dam.

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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2007, 06:43:58 PM »
Its thirty four bastard degrees here and no rain forecast ?til November.  cloud9:

http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/CYXX0004_c.html?force_units=1

Bloody well soon see about that, anyone up for a whip round to pay for Nick to go a visiting......  eveilgrin:
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2007, 04:50:38 AM »
Its thirty four bastard degrees here and no rain forecast ?til November.  cloud9:

http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/CYXX0004_c.html?force_units=1

Bloody well soon see about that, anyone up for a whip round to pay for Nick to go a visiting......  eveilgrin:
Noooooo  noooo: I'll shut up.  whistle:
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2007, 06:13:28 AM »
Yea right. ::)
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault. ::)

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE. evil:
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Your name Growler, may be unfamiliar, but your boring rhetoric is sadly the same from that "other place".

As a dedicated tree hugging lentil muncher, I agree it's called weather, but it's getting wilder, unpredictable and unseasonable.

Better described as climate change, it's here now and your wittering has nothing to do with your reality.

What's that you say? Sorry Mate, "glulglug" is not an answer eyes:

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2007, 06:15:31 AM »
Yea right. ::)
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault. ::)

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE. evil:
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Your name Growler, may be unfamiliar, but your boring rhetoric is sadly the same from that "other place".

As a dedicated tree hugging lentil muncher, I agree it's called weather, but it's getting wilder, unpredictable and unseasonable.

Better described as climate change, it's here now and your wittering has nothing to do with your reality.

What's that you say? Sorry Mate, "glulglug" is not an answer eyes:
What is the answer then?  ::)
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2007, 07:40:39 AM »
Yea right. ::)
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault. ::)

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE. evil:
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Your name Growler, may be unfamiliar, but your boring rhetoric is sadly the same from that "other place".


Well at least I make some contribution in here, boring rhetoric or not.
You're entitled to your opinion, but, I'm entitled to mine too.

Shame you have to take that attitude towards me. We USED to get along just fine in that 'other place' too.....I thought.
 I suggest you run along and carry on hurling vicious and usually obscene abuse back and forth, and  arguing with them over there if that's the sort of 'exciting interesting conversation' you want.
You may call it banter...yes I have read some of the latest disgusting shite in the comabat zone....but it's not for me or the majority in here thanks very much.
If you wish to continue going 'round in circles being constantly verbally abused and insulted over there, deriving some sort of strange  pleasure from it, then who am I to argue? Each to their own I suppose.
Do carry on, and have a nice warm dry day Mozo.
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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2007, 08:08:22 AM »
Yea right. ::)
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault. ::)

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE. evil:
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Your name Growler, may be unfamiliar, but your boring rhetoric is sadly the same from that "other place".


Well at least I make some contribution in here, boring rhetoric or not.
You're entitled to your opinion, but, I'm entitled to mine too.

Shame you have to take that attitude towards me. We USED to get along just fine in that 'other place' too.....I thought.
 I suggest you run along and carry on arguing with them over there if that's the sort of 'exciting interesting' conversation you want.

Psssst!!

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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2007, 03:02:58 PM »
Yea right. ::)
 We're ALL doomed, so 'they' were wittering 6 months ago.
 River levels and underground water supplies have diminished to record lows. We'll soon run out. Hose pipe bans, emergency water tankers on every street will soon become commonplace....apparently, and it's ALL our fault. ::)

Now the record breaking amounts of rain, overflowing resevoirs, floods and general mayhem are no doubt going to be blamed on Global warming.
Errrrr, can you make your bloody minds up please, cus I'm quite frankly getting pissed wet through here, and mighty pissed off listening to all this pure and unadulterated SHITE. evil:
It's simply called the WEATHER, and it runs in cycles just like it has done for tens of millions of years you mental lentil munching tree hugging toss pots.

Your name Growler, may be unfamiliar, but your boring rhetoric is sadly the same from that "other place".


Well at least I make some contribution in here, boring rhetoric or not.
You're entitled to your opinion, but, I'm entitled to mine too.

Shame you have to take that attitude towards me. We USED to get along just fine in that 'other place' too.....I thought.
 I suggest you run along and carry on hurling vicious and usually obscene abuse back and forth, and  arguing with them over there if that's the sort of 'exciting interesting conversation' you want.
You may call it banter...yes I have read some of the latest disgusting shite in the comabat zone....but it's not for me or the majority in here thanks very much.
If you wish to continue going 'round in circles being constantly verbally abused and insulted over there, deriving some sort of strange  pleasure from it, then who am I to argue? Each to their own I suppose.
Do carry on, and have a nice warm dry day Mozo.

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Re: Global warming? My very fat arse.
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2007, 06:16:08 PM »
I've just been reliably informed by St.Mrs Growler, that apparently the weather forcasters were predicting early this year that THIS was going to be the hottest driest June since records began. whistle:

Anyone confirm the accuracy of this tale from the unexpected, or is it just a figment of her over active imagination....bit like thinking I'm a grump of mega proportions. whacky115

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2007, 07:03:50 PM »
I've just been reliably informed by St.Mrs Growler, that apparently the weather forcasters were predicting early this year that THIS was going to be the hottest driest June since records began. whistle:

Anyone confirm the accuracy of this tale from the unexpected, or is it just a figment of her over active imagination....


she's right, I remember some sandal wearer on Sky News in January warning us it could be the driest summer on record