How big is the toe ring?
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
It is a jade coloured , crystal, sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway
) - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips 
No, no silly girl.
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted horse manure.

Turnips don't grow on trees you know.

Anyway, the deal is off as the Bulls nose is much bigger than your toe.