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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #600 on: December 20, 2025, 05:40:33 AM »
That's not a stuck insect, that's bleedin' Groot!!  eeek:



Yes I know it isn't a spider but I'm still pretty sure it will give BM nightmares  eveilgrin:

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #601 on: December 21, 2025, 06:13:56 AM »


It's fangs are about an inch long..





Someone might want to get the smelling salts for old Buckethead  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #602 on: January 04, 2026, 07:12:55 PM »
Not a spider but still not something you'd want to encounter. The Tarantula Hawk wasp.



Apparently it has the most painful sting on the planet according to the  Schmidt Sting Index.  scared2:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #603 on: February 07, 2026, 01:28:53 PM »
Found something nice and relaxing for BM to play..

https://youtu.be/JxOj5l8SREA?si=ck7pwpN1GXXUr3uA

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #604 on: February 07, 2026, 02:21:00 PM »
Found something nice and relaxing for BM to play..

https://youtu.be/JxOj5l8SREA?si=ck7pwpN1GXXUr3uA

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #605 on: February 08, 2026, 07:02:52 AM »
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #606 on: February 08, 2026, 02:18:55 PM »
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #607 on: February 09, 2026, 05:29:48 PM »
Found something nice and relaxing for BM to play..

https://youtu.be/JxOj5l8SREA?si=ck7pwpN1GXXUr3uA

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Gave the demo a try:

"Where is everyone?"
"It's too quiet"
"What the hell was that noise?"
"I have a very bad feeling about this"
"Oh crap, there's something in the air vents"
"Something in the shadows just moved"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"
Dead

Apparently it works with VR as well...   eeek:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #608 on: February 10, 2026, 06:00:11 AM »
Found something nice and relaxing for BM to play..

https://youtu.be/JxOj5l8SREA?si=ck7pwpN1GXXUr3uA

 whistle:


Oh my giddy Aunt...  noooo:

Gave the demo a try:

"Where is everyone?"
"It's too quiet"
"What the hell was that noise?"
"I have a very bad feeling about this"
"Oh crap, there's something in the air vents"
"Something in the shadows just moved"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"
Dead

Apparently it works with VR as well...   eeek:

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #609 on: March 03, 2026, 11:10:30 PM »
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #610 on: March 04, 2026, 05:46:19 AM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #611 on: March 10, 2026, 11:15:43 PM »


I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #612 on: March 11, 2026, 05:32:15 AM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #614 on: March 12, 2026, 10:41:43 AM »
Spiders! Thousands of them all over the basement ceiling!  Shocked:





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