I return to new joy.

Police deal with assault charge and, as a matter of routine, are required to report incident to Social Services. Social Werker calls and asks if she can offer any 'support' . Toy with the idea of telling her to fook off, but instead describe:
Special Needs Statement
Psychotherapy
Drugs
Child Psychiatrist
Personal mentor
Ed Psychologist
Behavioural Psychologist
Post Adoption Support 'Werker'
Special Needs Co-ordinator....
And ask politely what else she has in mind. 'I don't know but we need to come round and see you tomorrow at 11.00'
Interfering fooking busybodies