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Offline Nick

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Getting ready for visitors
« on: June 18, 2009, 02:29:56 PM »
I am knackered already.

The dust  eeek:. The rubbish  eeek:, The bedmaking. evil: The towels. eeek: The inspections to make sure they don't find anything they shouldn't  noooo:

I wish they had been and gone already.

Next: chit chat  evil:

Fook me: the bathroom ceiling is covered in cobwebs. I have had to sweep it!  eeek:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 02:39:21 PM »
My ex used to go through the production until one day a visiting Aunt of mine said to her ~ "Look dear, you have two children and I know your house will not always look like a new pin ~ I come to see you not the house". I have maintained that attitude ever since. If visitors don't like the way they find us they needn't come again ..... no skin off my nose.

As Quentin Crisp almost said "After the first four years the dust just doesn't get any thicker"
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
You haven't met my sister!!! She does those 'looks'. Come on men, we all know those 'looks'  scared2:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 02:44:33 PM »
Have you spent your entire life being afraid of wimmin?
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 02:47:42 PM »
I see that you have NOT met my sister

Her husband is coming  noooo:. I have laid in extra supplies of cheese
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 02:51:22 PM »
He's a mouse as well?
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 02:51:50 PM »
He is only obeying orders  noooo:

She doesn't allow him out normally
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 02:54:28 PM »
Ye Gods!  Banghead

I spend my life teaching, or trying to teach, my children the values of mutual respect and the acceptance of differences in the way people live. Visit your sister in your oldest clothes, go unshaven, look a slob, drink beer out of a tin and belch a lot. See if she gets the message.

 rubschin: Mind ~ that sounds like you anyway  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 03:36:03 PM »
I thought men were meant to marry women like their mohters ...not like their sisters  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 03:53:50 PM »
No wife of mine has been anything like my Mum ~ not even remotely. The only similarity has been in gender.
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 04:12:56 PM »
My ex was nothing like my mother either.

However, there were a number of similarities between me and the Father-in Law. 
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 04:19:12 PM »
Life is meant for living not cleaning.
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 04:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
in your oldest clothes, go unshaven, look a slob, drink beer out of a tin and belch a lot.

 redface:  Have you been peeking?

Anyhoo, WTF is this visit about? Some kind of annual kit inspection?  You could have asked GOS to do you a rehearsal  ;D
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 04:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 18, 2009, 04:24:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
in your oldest clothes, go unshaven, look a slob, drink beer out of a tin and belch a lot.

 redface:  Have you been peeking?

Anyhoo, WTF is this visit about? Some kind of annual kit inspection?  You could have asked GOS to do you a rehearsal  ;D


And you get a band.  ;)
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 04:26:09 PM »
She has already asked about the pile of shite next to the cellar stairs! Feck off!
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