Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Opposite of a fever  (Read 4886 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Opposite of a fever
« on: June 15, 2009, 07:30:32 AM »
I spent much of the weekend in bed feeling like death. Don't feel a lot better now, but there is werk to do. Took my temperature early and it is LOW!  rubschin:

Fever I can understand. If it continues to head downwards I may be officially dead by 2.00  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36017
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 07:42:55 AM »
 happy100  happy100 happy100

How reliable is your thermometer  rubschin:

What are your symptons  rubschin:



Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 07:48:46 AM »
How do I know how reliable it is?  ::)

My symptoms are, um, a low temperature. And feeling like death
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 08:34:43 AM »
There used to be an expression, feeling one degree under ... How many are you?  rubschin:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »
2  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 09:37:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 07:48:46 AM
How do I know how reliable it is?  ::)

My symptoms are, um, a low temperature. And feeling like death

Bend over please

Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154940
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 01:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 07:48:46 AM
How do I know how reliable it is?  ::)

My symptoms are, um, a low temperature. And feeling like death
It seems like you might well be dead...  whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 01:33:37 PM »
In that case I can get haunting  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154940
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
In that case I can get haunting  eveilgrin:
Indeed...

I have a bucket you could carry your head around in like...  whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 06:47:39 PM »
My temperature is still 35.9  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 06:48:34 PM »
Your thermometer is gubbed ~ or you are.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 06:50:56 PM »
I tested it on Mrs Nick. She appears to be the right temperature  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 06:54:56 PM »
Quote
Measuring Temperature
Some people have varying temperatures as a result of variances in their metabolism: the higher the rate of metabolism the higher the temperature and likewise the lower the rate of metabolism the lower the body temperature.

The temperature will vary in certain areas of the human body as well. For example the temperature in the mouth will be 37oC (or 98 oC Fahrenheit) but underneath the armpit the temperature reading will be around 36.4 °C (97.6 °C Fahrenheit). Temperatures can also be taken using the tympanic method (from the ear).

By far the most accurate reading of a body temperature is the one that can be taken rectally. Although is not the most pleasant of ways in which to read someone's temperature it is the most accurate in relation to the body's core temperature and for this reason it is normally the most used method of determining the temperature of the decease when they are examined at the scene of a crime.

http://www.exploreforensics.co.uk/measuring-body-temperature.html
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109650
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 07:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 15, 2009, 06:54:56 PM
Quote
Measuring Temperature
Some people have varying temperatures as a result of variances in their metabolism: the higher the rate of metabolism the higher the temperature and likewise the lower the rate of metabolism the lower the body temperature.

The temperature will vary in certain areas of the human body as well. For example the temperature in the mouth will be 37oC (or 98 oC Fahrenheit) but underneath the armpit the temperature reading will be around 36.4 °C (97.6 °C Fahrenheit). Temperatures can also be taken using the tympanic method (from the ear).

By far the most accurate reading of a body temperature is the one that can be taken rectally. Although is not the most pleasant of ways in which to read someone's temperature it is the most accurate in relation to the body's core temperature and for this reason it is normally the most used method of determining the temperature of the decease when they are examined at the scene of a crime.

http://www.exploreforensics.co.uk/measuring-body-temperature.html

Rectally, you say?  rubschin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Opposite of a fever
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 08:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 06:50:56 PM
I tested it on Mrs Nick. She appears to be the right temperature  scared2:

The right temperature for what, please don't tell me that you put her in the microwave?
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »