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Offline Just One More

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Wise Old Biker
« on: May 27, 2009, 09:28:02 PM »
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up at a pubtavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: £2.50
HAMBURGER: £2.25
CHEESEBURGER: £2.50
CHICKEN  SANDWICH : £3.50
HAND JOB: £20.00   

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female barmaid who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes ?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you ? " The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs ?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".



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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 09:34:48 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 09:48:28 PM »
Talking of handjobs...and cheesburgers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twq7Hmp41W4
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 05:09:52 AM »
 eeek:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 05:52:00 AM »
The old 'uns are the best. lol:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 06:09:35 AM »
It's a good job they have squeezy bottles these days - the future generations will be safe from such mistakes  ;D
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 08:28:41 AM »
Wot happened to thos round tomato shaped ones? They used to have them in Wimpeys.  smile:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 08:29:40 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 28, 2009, 08:28:41 AM
Wot happened to thos round tomato shaped ones? They used to have them in Wimpeys.  smile:
Ah Wimpy...  cloud9:

Those were the days... table service, tomato shaped ketchup...

We couldn't afford it like...  noooo:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 08:30:53 AM »
We still have a Wimpy down the road  whistle:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 08:39:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 28, 2009, 08:30:53 AM
We still have a Wimpy down the road  whistle:
All self service now tho like... and ketchup in sachets prolly...  noooo:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 08:45:26 AM »
No-  still table service...lots of things like frankfurters in buns tho  noooo:

Not sure about tomato sauce - may have to pay a visit and get a Brown Derby  cloud9: just to check  whistle:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 08:48:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 28, 2009, 08:45:26 AM
No-  still table service...lots of things like frankfurters in buns tho  noooo:

Not sure about tomato sauce - may have to pay a visit and get a Brown Derby  cloud9: just to check  whistle:

Yumster!  cloud9:
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 08:51:04 AM »


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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 08:52:01 AM »
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Re: Wise Old Biker
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 08:53:07 AM »



 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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