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Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« on: May 20, 2009, 05:12:42 PM »
Today: mostly stiffness
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 05:21:30 PM »
The remedy lies in your own hands.  whistle:
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 05:27:04 PM »
Today .....mostly guilt ( spent too much on retail therapy  noooo: )
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 05:27:44 PM »
Bonkers then
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 05:29:27 PM »
No, not at all  - I'm worth it  - it's just a shame my bank doesn't agree  evil:
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 05:34:08 PM »
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

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Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 06:13:33 PM »
Hangover...
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 06:17:38 PM »
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
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Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 06:20:09 PM »
Hangover...

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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 06:20:58 PM »
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048
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Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 06:21:15 PM »
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Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 06:22:38 PM »
It is not werking.
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 06:23:17 PM »
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)
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Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 06:23:50 PM »
It is not werking.
I know...

I will keep increasing the dose until it does...  ;)
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Re: Symptom du Jour
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 06:24:26 PM »
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)

I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll  angel1
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