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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 06:33:53 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:













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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 07:36:02 AM »
 rubschin: I had often wondered.
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2009, 04:20:47 AM »
Part II

http://www.lwrc.org.uk/home.html

(Why hasn't it linked direct to the video?)
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2009, 06:47:23 AM »
Part II

http://www.lwrc.org.uk/home.html

(Why hasn't it linked direct to the video?)

Even the link doesn't link to a video...  noooo:
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2009, 05:11:04 PM »
Bollocks!

The caffiene obviously hadn't kicked in

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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2009, 10:23:53 AM »
 ;D


However...how many blokes on here have a Maplin catalogue, come to think of it how many of you have backdated Maplin's catalogues. Come on 'fess up eveilgrin:
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2009, 10:25:28 AM »
;D


However...how many blokes on here have a Maplin catalogue, come to think of it how many of you have backdated Maplin's catalogues. Come on 'fess up eveilgrin:
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I have a CPC catalogue tho...  redface:
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 10:31:46 AM »
Maplins Catalogue?

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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2009, 10:38:08 AM »
I know a funny story about that bloke on the left  whistle:
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 10:38:51 AM »
I hope it is not in bad taste since he died not long ago.
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2009, 10:41:27 AM »
Not this one is it?

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Builders working at the home of former Hi-De-Hi star Barry Howard found a Second World War incendiary device hidden above his bedroom.

Workers removing a chimney breast at his flat in Poole, Dorset, dislodged the ten-inch device on Tuesday.

Mr Howard, 69, who played ballroom dancer Barry Stuart-Hargreaves, said he must have been unknowingly sleeping under the bomb for the past 20 years.

The dormant device, marked 1942, was taken away by a bomb disposal team.

Mr Howard, of Haydon Road, Branksome Park, told the BBC: "I had been sleeping under it for 20 years, and it had probably been there for 65.
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2009, 10:42:11 AM »
No

He is, or rather was, a serious alcoholic and a friend of my sister. He house sat for her once (he had to look after her cat). He worked his way through her collection of left over bottles of stuff. Half a bottle of Bailey’s, half a bottle of sherry, a bottle of Crème de Menthe, some wine, a few beers, some Malibu (all in one day like).

Then he felt peckish and ate a pork pie he found in the fridge. Then he threw up.

He told her, ‘I think that pork pie must have been off.’

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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2009, 10:45:16 AM »
 lol:

He was, for many years, "The Partner" of John Inman of "Are you being served?" fame.

Thinking about it it maybe wasn't him that died but his dance partner in Hi De Hi. One of them did anyway.
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Re: Why women need catalogues
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2009, 10:47:24 AM »
It was Inman. I used to work with that Su Pollard woman. She was bonkers  noooo:

Given the task of taking all the wage packets for the whole of Nottingham Co-op round the building to distribute she first went to the toilet leaving them all next to a wash basin. They weren't then when she came out., I know. Mine was among them  evil:
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