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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Eurovision Song Contest
« on: May 15, 2009, 11:47:32 AM »
While we are petitioning about crimes against humanity , corruption and indecency can someone, somewhere, please stop this god awful parade of talentless bimbo's and goofs from appearing on our screens  noooo:

It is not about talent  ( debatable if it ever was) - but just to show which country has invaded the most this year and how many countries have you never heard of before .  A geography teachers wet dream  noooo: 42 countries participating this year ....  Shrugs:

The claim that it is worth watching just to take the p1ss out of is more tragic than anything Shakespeare wrote.

Stop wasting a ridiculous numbers of hours of alleged prime time TV on pond life wearing foil and jumping up and down  evil: evil: evil:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 11:50:14 AM »
Don't watch it then!!
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 11:51:12 AM »
Bugger!  The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge  redface:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 11:51:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2009, 11:50:14 AM
Don't watch it then!!

Oh I won't don't worry - but why does the Beeb insist on wasting money every feckin year on this shower of sh1te  noooo:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 11:52:07 AM »
Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 11:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 15, 2009, 11:51:12 AM
Bugger!  The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge  redface:

I know you to be a man of more taste than that  ;)
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 11:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2009, 11:52:07 AM
Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?

You are aware of Pastis's talents then  whistle:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 11:55:12 AM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 12:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 15, 2009, 11:51:12 AM
Bugger!  The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge  redface:

Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 12:10:32 PM »
That's a ten pint karaoke at least  noooo:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 12:11:45 PM »
Or a few tequila shots  redface:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 12:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2009, 11:52:07 AM
Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2009, 04:10:18 PM »
Do you mind, the Saddler & I lurve this. redface:
V large bottle of wine, chinese takeaway, feet up ready to take the pee. It's great with sky+ cos you can go back a re-watch the good(bad) bits. lol:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2009, 04:58:02 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 15, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Do you mind, the Saddler & I lurve this. redface:
V large bottle of wine, chinese takeaway, feet up ready to take the pee. It's great with sky+ cos you can go back a re-watch the good(bad) bits. lol:
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Re: Eurovision Song Contest
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2009, 05:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 15, 2009, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 15, 2009, 11:51:12 AM
Bugger!  The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge  redface:

Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk

I had the sound muted and it looked  sick2:

Is it worth putting the sound on?  ::)
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