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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Hiccup cures
« on: May 14, 2009, 11:00:30 AM »
I've had hiccups for the last 10 minutes  evil:

Have drunk water etc but not gone away.

What else cures hiccups ?
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 11:01:45 AM »
A REALLY NASTY SHOCK




















































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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 11:02:26 AM »
A good sharp shock normally does the trick. Try giving the Brat your credit card and see what she comes back wtih.  whistle:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 11:04:14 AM »
I should try opening my credit card statements then - that might do it for me  eeek:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 11:46:13 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 11:00:30 AM
I've had hiccups for the last 10 minutes  evil:

Have drunk water etc but not gone away.

What else cures hiccups ?

Right, now read carefully, I shall type this only once...  8)

Stand close to a wall in the room with your toes, nose, and fingertips touching the wall only. Arms down by your side. Now very slowly raise your arms to either side remembering to keep only the fingertips, nose and toes touching the wall. Raise your arms until they are above your head... and then lower them in the same way...
Repeat until the hiccups go away or you get really bored  whistle:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 11:46:59 AM »
I bet she tries it point:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 11:48:43 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 11:49:23 AM »
Could her nose touch the wall, like?  rubschin:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 11:50:22 AM »
Tried it  redface:

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 11:51:15 AM »
I am now going to try running up and down the stairs  8)
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 11:52:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 11:51:15 AM
I am now going to try running up and down the stairs  8)

A broken neck will certainly cure them.
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 11:55:54 AM »
 lol: lol:

Diaphragm spasms... > hiccups. Stretch the diaphragm by raising the arms and concentrating  8)
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 11:59:53 AM »
First find your diaphragm
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 12:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 14, 2009, 11:55:54 AM
lol: lol:

Diaphragm spasms... > hiccups. Stretch the diaphragm by raising the arms and concentrating  8)

Ok Sir ...will try again  redface:

You didn't say concentrate last time  lol:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 12:05:13 PM »
 rubschin:

Why does this remind me of a scene in Carry on Camping? ...
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