Man Flu - it's real !!!

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1180875/Man-flu-myth-Female-hormones-women-stronger-immune-systems.html

So some men have sponsored some research conducted by men to prove a theory that men suffer more than women when they are ill 

They have then used a charm offensive to say it is because women have stronger immune systems 

 Researchers found that women have a more powerful immune system than men thanks to their hormones. The study showed that the female sex hormone oestrogen boosts the immune system's first line of attack against bacteria and other invaders.The finding raises the possibility of using oestrogen-based drugs to shore up the male body's defences.

Forget Lemsip guys ...you will have oestrogen in future ....and will feel so much better 

[Grumpmeister]

So you want to pump us full of oestrogen? Have you really considered ramifications Miss D. The hormonal imbalance is one of the reasons why men are terrified of women with PMT.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Terrified is such a strong word GM - I prefer intrigued 

[Grumpmeister]

I was the only bloke living in a dorm full of women in nurses accomodation during my student days. Having experienced mass simultaneous PMT I can't think of a word other than terrified that is a better description. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Bet you didn't move out in a hurry though did you 

[Nick]

Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties 

[Barman]

Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties 

I bet they played games like this one! 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Bet you didn't move out in a hurry though did you 

No, the view and entertainment was worth a couple of days a month behinf a barricaded door for safety.

Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties 

The parties were great fun, especially the one where soeone found the hospital booze store cash and carry card. 

[Nick]

At one nurses party my mate got off with a gerl who had two broken legs!!

[Miss Demeanour]

But I guess her mouth was still working 

[Darwins Selection]

But I guess her mouth was still working 

The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

But I guess her mouth was still working 

The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

Have you defended many necrophiliacs 

[Grumpmeister]

But I guess her mouth was still working 

The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

Have you defended many necrophiliacs 

Darwin: M'lud, my client was merely attempting the Heimlich maneouver in an attempt to save her life. It was just an unfortunate coincidence that his fly was unzipped at the time.