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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #90 on: July 15, 2010, 12:14:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 11:58:08 AM
I tried to tell Raoul MOat about gun safety, but it just went in one ear and out the other.  noooo:

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« Reply #91 on: July 15, 2010, 12:25:30 PM »
My solicitor told me that  redface:
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« Reply #92 on: July 15, 2010, 12:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 12:25:30 PM
My solicitor told me that  redface:

That joke cost you about twenty-five quid then!  point:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #93 on: July 15, 2010, 01:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2010, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 12:25:30 PM
My solicitor told me that  redface:

That joke cost you about twenty-five quid then!  point:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #94 on: July 15, 2010, 01:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2010, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2010, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 12:25:30 PM
My solicitor told me that  redface:

That joke cost you about twenty-five quid then!  point:

plus VAT  ;)

At the new rate!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #95 on: July 15, 2010, 05:09:16 PM »
...and if he finds out you've published it in 'ere, he'll see you in court.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #96 on: July 15, 2010, 05:16:08 PM »
I gave him your name  angel1
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« Reply #97 on: July 15, 2010, 07:41:40 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 15, 2010, 05:09:16 PM
...and if he finds out you've published it in 'ere, he'll see you in court.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2010, 12:32:41 PM »
Lesbian goes to the doctor for a smear test.

“ My god “, he exclaims, “ that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen “

“ Thank you “ replies she, “ I have a woman in twice a week ”
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2010, 02:39:50 PM »
Apple have scrapped plans for their childrens iPad .....apparently ..iTouch kids is not a good marketing slogan....
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2010, 06:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 20, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
Lesbian goes to the doctor for a smear test.

“ My god “, he exclaims, “ that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen “

“ Thank you “ replies she, “ I have a woman in twice a week ”


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #101 on: July 23, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
Man walks into WH Smith and says " Do you have that new self help book for men with really small dicks?"

Shop assistant gerl  kindly says " I don't think it's in yet love"

 " Yeah that's the one " he replies
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #102 on: July 23, 2010, 01:55:33 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #103 on: July 24, 2010, 08:59:40 PM »
Just bought a dog from one of the few remaining blacksmiths in the area.
As soon as I got him home though he made a bolt for the door

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #104 on: July 24, 2010, 09:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 24, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
Just bought a dog from one of the few remaining blacksmiths in the area.
As soon as I got him home though he made a bolt for the door



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