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Offline GROWLER

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How's that happen then ey?
« on: June 21, 2007, 09:22:42 PM »
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Ey? confused:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 04:16:36 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 21, 2007, 09:22:42 PM
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Ey? confused:

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Offline Snoopy

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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 07:37:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 22, 2007, 04:16:36 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 21, 2007, 09:22:42 PM
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Ey? confused:

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She came twice ~~~ Girls can do that sort of thing .... we chaps usually need a nap in between.
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 07:37:59 AM »
Yes but you can piss standing up. It's a swings and roundabouts game.

Could possibly have been because I was on two computers at the same time. redface:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 07:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:37:59 AM
Yes but you can piss standing up. It's a swings and roundabouts game.

Could possibly have been because I was on two computers at the same time. redface:

I knew a WAAF Driver who could do that.
No ~ not use two computers.
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 07:43:51 AM »
Without it dribbling down her leg?!?  eeek:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 07:48:34 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:43:51 AM
Without it dribbling down her leg?!?  eeek:

Without even taking down her trousers. She simply unbuttoned, gave a little tug in the right place and pissed against the wheel of the vehicle just the same as the blokes. I was so astonished it became a mission to get her into bed to see if she was "normal". I did and she was. redface:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2007, 07:49:41 AM »
Bloody hell that's impressive!

























(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is!  point: The pee thing is just freakery)
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2007, 07:51:49 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:49:41 AM
Bloody hell that's impressive!

























(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is!  point: The pee thing is just freakery)

I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:

When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2007, 07:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:49:41 AM
Bloody hell that's impressive!

























(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is!  point: The pee thing is just freakery)

I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:

When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.

Oh dear she snored did she?  happy100



 eeek:

I feel inferior as it is after the pissing thing. I don't think my fragile little ego could take any more.  cry:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2007, 07:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:53:44 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 07:49:41 AM
Bloody hell that's impressive!

























(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is!  point: The pee thing is just freakery)

I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:

When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.

Oh dear she snored did she?  happy100



 eeek:

I feel inferior as it is after the pissing thing. I don't think my fragile little ego could take any more.  cry:

Not snored ~ more of a screamer actually ..... but we were all very, very, very much younger then. You weren't even born.
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2007, 07:59:29 AM »
I doubt I was even a twinkle!
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2007, 08:01:58 AM »
Correct ~ In fact Mrs#2 was a newly enrolled child at Nursery School.
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2007, 08:25:43 AM »
Dirty old man.  eeek:
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Re: How's that happen then ey?
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2007, 09:19:13 AM »
 eyes:

BUT Hey! I did wait 'till she was 27.


Here's another one she loves to trot out to people.

The Day I joined the RAF was the same day that she joined the Brownies.

Makes me feel sooooooo much better. ~ NOT!
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