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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2009, 12:34:18 PM »
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ANd I haven't even got to effing Scotland yet!  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2009, 12:43:10 PM »
And it ain't that bloody simple either. The fees and expenses on my Iran trip took ages to come through and I had to factor in exchange rates, commission on currency, and interest on the credit card because of the time they took to pay  evil:

Oh yes, and not to mention the effiing bank taking their cut for processing the credit  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2009, 07:52:27 PM »
I went to Scotland once! Every bugger thinks they are William Wallace, and the blokes are bloody nutters too
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2009, 08:02:14 PM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2009, 10:24:41 PM »
Stop your fuckin' moanin' mouse.

For £500 A DAY, GULP  eeek:  I'd go and work in hell and eat raw turds for breakfast dinner and tea.

Look on the bright side. 4 days work and you'll be able to go out and buy another stinking rancid shitty flea ridden Afgahanistanian rug to match that rag you've already got. ::)

Don't you ever cry poverty in my midst btw.
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2009, 06:20:44 AM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2009, 11:30:39 AM »
Excellent!! bom
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2009, 11:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 08, 2009, 12:43:10 PM
And it ain't that bloody simple either. The fees and expenses on my Iran trip took ages to come through and I had to factor in exchange rates, commission on currency, and interest on the credit card because of the time they took to pay  evil:

Oh yes, and not to mention the effiing bank taking their cut for processing the credit  evil:


But all chargeable to the client PLUS interest, covering the period between outlay and reimbursement, under the general heading of "Disbursements" and as such not liable to tax.
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2009, 07:06:29 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 08, 2009, 10:24:41 PM
I'd go and work in hell and eat raw turds for breakfast dinner and tea.

Barrow eh?
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2009, 10:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2009, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 08, 2009, 10:24:41 PM
I'd go and work in hell and eat raw turds for breakfast dinner and tea.

Barrow eh?
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »
A new and linguistically challenged Nick delivers his first report from North of the Border...  whistle:

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2009, 06:29:12 PM »
Is he going to be wearing a skirt  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2009, 06:49:15 PM »
Sources declined to comment  scared2:

I imagine he's fraternising with the locals to lubricate the wheels of business  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2009, 06:53:28 PM »
Getting rat arsed and talking bollocks then   lol:

Hope he's got his wife beaters white vest on ...he will want to blend in  whistle:

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2009, 06:53:28 PM
Getting rat arsed and talking bollocks then   lol:

Hope he's got his wife beaters white vest on ...he will want to blend in  whistle:


Hopefully not standing outside a pub having a smoke wearing orange....  whistle:
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