Flatulence, wind, farting. A difficult but, lets face it often amusing condition.
As some of you know Mrs TG works in the healthcare business. She often brings home leaflets containing the latest solutions to everyday health issues. In this case : farting.
Now we all fart dont we. Thats not a question, just a statement of fact. Do you remember the first time you let fly in the presence of your new partner? In some ways it is a more significant occassion than the first sexual encounter. It's a real 'Ice breaker'. The barriers are down, here I am, warts,farts and all. But lets face it time goes by, a fart is a fart and it loses its romantic magic.
But fear not people, a solution is at hand. I give you...................'Shreddies'...Healthcare underwear.
Here is the site :
www.myshreddies.com (pictires of ladies in underwearso be warned)
I have questions as follows:
Q1/ Why are the mens versions available in white / black and grey and the womens only in white and black?
Q2/ The mens 'brief' has a version starting at £24 that works effectivly as long as the wearer doesnt sit with his legs apart. The womens version does not appear to offer the 'legs apart' version.
Q3/ Will these carbon filtered undies protect me from swine flu if I wear a pair (either male of female) on my head as a sort of emergency gas mask?
But what do I know?
Billy B from Arizona says :
"All I know is that you guys probably saved my career. This underwear works!!!"A testimonial on the leaflet from a bloke in leicester (No relation) is headed :
'Not one fart was detected!'Well thats that sorted then!
But wait, Will these wonderful undergarments ruin my marriage? If I didnt fart in bed and force Mrs TG under the quilt to savour my offerings would that take the romance from our relationship?
What to do? Fart or buy carbon based chundies?
